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What are you good at procrastinating at?

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Posted - August 30, 2018
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  • 13277
    Putting things off! LOL.
      August 30, 2018 9:51 PM MDT
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  • 23641
    Darn! I was going to say something similar!
    :)
    Ha!
      August 31, 2018 7:42 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    One of the funniest lines I ever heard from a stand-up comedian was, "I'm always trying to procrastinate, but I keep putting it off." LOL!
      August 31, 2018 8:06 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you.

    Kurt Cobain.
      August 31, 2018 8:10 PM MDT
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  • 53524

      That's George Carlin's line. 


    Reported. 
    ~
      August 31, 2018 9:23 PM MDT
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  • 44649
    That sounds like a Yogiism.
      September 7, 2018 2:02 PM MDT
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  • "The non-procrastinating list is much shorter."  :)
      August 31, 2018 4:37 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Cleverrrrrrrrrrrrr
      August 31, 2018 8:10 PM MDT
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  • 5808
    cleaning the house
      August 31, 2018 7:06 AM MDT
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  • 46117
      August 31, 2018 8:12 PM MDT
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  • 5808
      September 1, 2018 1:14 PM MDT
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  • 10662
    Answering Ques (Bah, I'll tell you tomorrow)
      August 31, 2018 8:37 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    Just about everything that has to do with housekeeping.
      August 31, 2018 9:33 AM MDT
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  • 4624
    Housework.  

    You should see the cobwebs!

    (Or is that the inside of my brain?)
      August 31, 2018 6:13 PM MDT
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  • 53524

      You know, I originally saw this question of yours when you first posted it, and I was going to answer it then, but something happened (I can't remember what it was), and I got distracted. Anyway, now I'm back to answer it, and what I have to say is . . . hey, what's that?  BRB, ok?

    ~
      August 31, 2018 7:26 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I think we were fighting and I got bored and quit or something.  DO you remember this?  If not, neither do I.

    I think it was really important.  I think it was about The Smell of Subways.  And not the New York Transit either.


      August 31, 2018 8:14 PM MDT
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  • 53524

      We're always fighting, aren't we?  (Lol, we both love it, and we know we do.)

    Reported anyway. 
    ~
      August 31, 2018 9:48 PM MDT
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  • 11151
    Being the bearer of bad news - I find all kinds of excuses to not do it right away. Cheers!
      August 31, 2018 8:13 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    My sixth grade teacher, who was a nun, and a real demon from hell; ugly woman and probably was very constipated.  She had a face like dough.  Icky.  Yellow teeth.

    Anyway, I did not understand the assignment she put on the board.  It was math.  I don't know if I was just that bad at math or my teachers did not make it something I wanted to learn.  I am NOT blaming the teachers.  I am blaming the system.  Because I normally liked to learn.  I hated math.  IT bored me.  And math is not boring.  So, it was the teachers.  What was the question?

    Oh, yeah.

    She asked me if I had my homework and when I said I left it at home, she said, YOU DIDN'T DO IT.  YOU ARE THE BIGGEST PROCRASTINATOR I'VE EVER MET.  

    That was not true. I was the BIGGEST LIAR she ever met.

    I get to things.   


    Oh yeah.  Most potheads do have this issue. This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at September 1, 2018 1:16 PM MDT
      August 31, 2018 8:19 PM MDT
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  • 1502
    Going to the store for groceries, hygiene products, cleaning products, and toiletries. I loathe shopping. This post was edited by Rizz at September 1, 2018 1:16 PM MDT
      August 31, 2018 9:14 PM MDT
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  • 12
    everything important?
      September 1, 2018 5:32 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    everything
      September 7, 2018 1:58 PM MDT
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