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We all started off with nothing. How much of yours do you still have?

HUH?

Posted - September 7, 2018

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  • "Ah, my favorite bumper sticker!"

      September 7, 2018 2:13 PM MDT
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  • 44590
    I have it on a beer koozie.
      September 7, 2018 2:17 PM MDT
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  •   September 7, 2018 2:23 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    nothing
      September 7, 2018 2:41 PM MDT
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  • 10617
    I used to have nothing.  I married a woman who also had nothing.   When christmas came, I gave my new bride nothing, as it was all I had.  However, my generous wife went and gave me half of everything she had.   Now I not only had my nothing but half of hers as well.  When my birthday rolled around, I not only got nothing from my wife, but my in-laws gave me nothing as well.  I now had a whole lot of nothing.  Being the loving husband I am, I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday.  She said nothing, so that's what I got her.  For 8 years we continually  gave each other nothing.  Soon we had more nothing that we knew what to do with.  There was nothing here, there was nothing there, everywhere you looked there was nothing!
    One day my wife said she wanted a divorce.  I was crushed.  The judge ordered me to give her everything I owned.  I told him I still loved her and that I'd be happy to give her everything I had. 
    I used to have nothing.  Now I don't even have that.
      September 7, 2018 3:12 PM MDT
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  • 44590
    You should have had a garage sale and charged nothing for every piece of nothing you owned. Never mind...you probably didn't have a garage. They say the major causes of marital fighting are money and sex. Since my wife and I have neither, we never fight.
      September 7, 2018 3:26 PM MDT
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  • 1502
    This reminds me of my favorite Jeff Foxworthy joke. “To get married for sex is like buying an airline ticket for the free bag of peanuts.” 
      September 7, 2018 4:55 PM MDT
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  • 23548
    I forgot how much I like this song! Thanks for the reminder!
    :)
      
    "Nothing from Nothing"   Billy Preston!

    ~ LOVE that piano!!!!!!!

    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at September 8, 2018 9:23 AM MDT
      September 7, 2018 5:24 PM MDT
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  • 5808
    I have all of the nothing.
      September 8, 2018 9:01 AM MDT
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  • 44590
    Yes...but nothing divided by nothing is one.
      September 8, 2018 10:21 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    I've  saved up a lot of the holes in donuts. 
      September 8, 2018 10:44 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    We have no holes in our shop brought donuts in England.......Would you mind sharing them if you're not going to use them. . 

    You  can send loads of them by air mail in an envelope as they don't take up much space I'm told....
    You could tie them through the hole to stop them rolling about if the envelope breaks open...  :) 
      September 8, 2018 10:52 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    I don't know how to ship them because they always make holes in any kind of shipping container I put them in and leak out. This post was edited by Kittigate at September 8, 2018 11:08 AM MDT
      September 8, 2018 11:01 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    well...you will have to find a whole new way or sending them ..you could give me a ring and see how that works out...:) 
      September 8, 2018 11:12 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    Maybe I could just send you one of our donuts with the hole in it and you could use the hole multiple times. 
      September 8, 2018 11:21 AM MDT
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