I used to have nothing. I married a woman who also had nothing. When christmas came, I gave my new bride nothing, as it was all I had. However, my generous wife went and gave me half of everything she had. Now I not only had my nothing but half of hers as well. When my birthday rolled around, I not only got nothing from my wife, but my in-laws gave me nothing as well. I now had a whole lot of nothing. Being the loving husband I am, I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday. She said nothing, so that's what I got her. For 8 years we continually gave each other nothing. Soon we had more nothing that we knew what to do with. There was nothing here, there was nothing there, everywhere you looked there was nothing! One day my wife said she wanted a divorce. I was crushed. The judge ordered me to give her everything I owned. I told him I still loved her and that I'd be happy to give her everything I had. I used to have nothing. Now I don't even have that.
You should have had a garage sale and charged nothing for every piece of nothing you owned. Never mind...you probably didn't have a garage. They say the major causes of marital fighting are money and sex. Since my wife and I have neither, we never fight.
We have no holes in our shop brought donuts in England.......Would you mind sharing them if you're not going to use them. .
You can send loads of them by air mail in an envelope as they don't take up much space I'm told.... You could tie them through the hole to stop them rolling about if the envelope breaks open... :)
I don't know how to ship them because they always make holes in any kind of shipping container I put them in and leak out.
This post was edited by Kittigate at September 8, 2018 11:08 AM MDT