Wow, you sure stayed out very late last night. What were you doing?

  I'll need take down a list of those witnesses' names and their contact information, please.  You know these things jave have to be looked into, right?

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No, they don't "jave" to be looked into.

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As long as I'm cleared.

I'm so glad you rose from the dead!  YeAAAA!!! ;) :)

  I know, right?  As if I don't have 99 problems of my own already, why would I add that one too? 

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  I suppose you'll give me some silly reason I should overlook that "excising" malarkey, right?

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Of course you should.  Now this one is true.  I didn't haven't my glasses on and I hit spell-check and that is what it gave me.
  I went with it.  I'm becoming more blind by the moment.  It is an expensive handicap.  I have lost, stepped on, sat on, scratched, broken, left, or had stolen more pairs of glasses than seems possible for one individual. 
My next step is using some fishing wire and wiring a pair to the base of the kitchen table.  This way I have no reason not to have them here at my disposal.   What do you think?  
The punishments I have to put myself through... Ugh!
It does kind of read rather morbidly funny with excising.   On second thought, please don't.  It takes away from the good and fun it was meant to be.  ;)  We were exercising, instead of excising.  ;) :)      

This post was edited by Merlin at September 17, 2018 6:15 AM MDT

  I had the exact same problems with eyeglasses, so I remedied it by getting the LASIK procedure. No more glasses!  I haven't looked back since. (Hey, wait . . . )


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Good Morning Randy~ I DO have a pair of glasses on.  WOW! It's amazing how clear the world is!  A much better way to start the day. :)  And just so you know, the word excising wasn't a word I was even familiar with.  After your comment and with glasses on, I looked it up. ICK! I never would have used it in that scenario, nor any I can think of.  I'm glad you wrote what you did so I could go see what I had unintentionally done.  Thanks!
As far as the LASIK procedure, both my mom and sister had it done.  My mom had difficulty with hers at first and still uses glasses.  My sister loved it and only uses glasses but on a rare, rare, occasion.  Until you, those were my only "true" reviews.  Maybe age had something to do with it.  My sister had hers done when she was 50-ish and mom had hers done when she was 68.
I know our eyes change shape as we age and losing clear eyesight is part of the aging process.  I'm weird and wimpy about my eyes.  I can't touch them, pull the eyelashes out around them, etc.  I could NEVER put in contact lenses, soft or hard.  It gives me the shivers just thinking about it.
You have just tipped the scales toward my sister's point-of-view.  That is 2 for good and 1 for mediocre.  Since I'm 51, now would be the time to get the procedure.  Heck, it will probably end up costing much less than replacing all the glasses I go through.  Thanks Randy D.  Happy! Happy!

 

  I ain't sayin' NUFFIN!


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ROTFLMAO-  uh huh, I think you know much more than you are letting on.