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Randy D

Why is there no Sandwich category here? I could hire a sandwich-making zombie woman on a live-in basis! ~



  It would be great!  She'd never leave, she'd never ask me for anything, she'd never complain, she'd never sleep, she'd never even rest, all she'd do is make sandwiches for me day and night!


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Posted - September 20, 2018
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  • 4624
    How about one of those new Japanese robots?
    Mind you, you'd still have to do the shopping for the ingredients and ensure that the fridge and pantry are kept well stocked with choices...
      September 20, 2018 8:13 PM MDT
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  • 1502
    It’s a conspiracy against you, Randy. 
      September 20, 2018 8:51 PM MDT
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  • 6477
    But, but, but I am worried you would soon get tired of sandwiches, and then what? What would you do with the poor zombie who would no longer have a purpose. 
      September 21, 2018 2:28 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      Me?  Getting tired of sandwiches?  That's just plain silly!  You never get tired of breathing oxygen; compare that to my relationship with sandwiches. 

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      September 21, 2018 8:22 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    cause you havent nnade one yet
      September 23, 2018 2:53 PM MDT
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