I knelt before the Old Master, all exhaustion of carrying ninety thousand frozen steps within my bones dissipating in his breathless glow. As you, Randy, I had come for but one query: which cake, O Great Master, does the wise student most advantage? His words thundered truth:
I dunno, I guess I'd get the one on the left if I could slap some jelly on it or something, but that one on the right looks like it's lighter, know what I mean? I'd get the one on the right just, like, to go. But you gotta stop doing this, man, it's not funny anymore, my supervisor keeps going on about it; at least leave a little something in the tip jar. I just--I gotta work, dude. It's not funny. And don't call me old.
I departed with a heart forever lightened, knowing it now fell to me to spread his message. But now I am sheerly shocked at Randy's not including a tilde in his original question.
This post was edited by Danilo_G at September 22, 2018 2:50 PM MDT
Neither. Give me bacon. When I was visiting German I had been six days without American breakfast until I stayed at a Hilton with an all you can eat breakfast. They had American breakfast on one side. Pancakes, waffles, hash browns, sausage, bacon, and egg. I think I ate thirty pieces of bacon.
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