No peeking, eh? Hmm.... Uh... wait don't tell me... I used to know this one.... um... um... (dang! I should have taken ginkoba when I was younger) ... um... uh... How many guesses do I get?
I'm a bloke, I'm an ocker And I really love yer knockers I'm a labourer by day I p*ss up all me pay Watchin' footy on TV Just feed me more VB Just pour my beer and get my smokes and go away
I'm a bloke, I'm a yobbo And me best mate's name is Robbo Winfield is me cigarette I dress in flannelette Shearer's singlet that is blue Throw in a few tattoos Ya know you wouldn't want me any other way