Gee, im not sure, I no how to anser this. Their our so many ways; perhaps i'ld simply mispell a word but then again so manypeopel mrsspell words nowaday's that few even notice even thou they'er right in front of there faces. In fact, I believe that therre arent not many peopel left over there whom actually cheek they're seplling when they poast online. Guess I thnks they be sad.
Doctor: How is the patient doing now, Nurse? Nurse: Not much better than when he was first admitted, Doctor. Even though he's conscious, his pulse is extremely weak and he keeps mumbling incoherently. Doctor: The toxicology tests are negative, and not a drop of alcohol in his system, so we know what it isn't. Where did tiu say the paramedics found him? Nurse: He was slumped over his computer, it was smashed to bits where he had slammed his head into it several times. We've tried everything to restore him back to some sense of normalcy, but as you can see, nothing seems to work. Doctor: That's rather odd. I wonder what compelled him to bash his own head like that. Whatever he viewed just before this episode of his began must have been quite a jolt to his psyche. Nurse: Yes, I agree. Doctor: Well, we can't pretend to know everything, this poor chap was probably going through a very rough time, even the smallest of stimuli potentially could have set him off. Nurse: Excuse me, Doctor, but my break is about to start soon, and I plan to make a sandwich for myself. With your permission, may I make one for the patient also? It may help a little. Doctor: Oh, I wouldn't bother if I were you, Nurse. He doesn't strike me as the type who holds much importance in sandwiches. In fact, it might push him deeper down in his slump. Nurse: As you wish, Doctor, as you wish.
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This post was edited by Randy D at October 4, 2018 10:18 PM MDT
I have already done it on numerous occasions. There are a few you didn't catch. My favorite is "(word)'. There is an error in my answer, but it is quite subtle.
"Did you see anything? No. Neither did I. Why? I could have sworn I caught a glimpse of Merlin. And? What's so weird about that? It's not like her to fly by and not say anything. Maybe she doesn't know the right answer. HA! There is no right answer. It's all about being wrong. That's what is bothering me. Why is that? Why is what? Why do you want to irritate yourself by asking them to intentionally be wrong? Because it will irritate me.
You are asking them to give a right answer by being wrong so you can be irritated? Well, yes. What's wrong with that? Maybe that's why she just flew by."*
A small view of you... arguing with you.
*This is what I envisioned going on in your head when you asked this question.
Please take note. Are you Insane???? Have you, "Walked the Plank?" "Taken the Dive?" "Gone overboard?" Found the Camel and the Last Straw? "Teetered on the Edge?" Gone to, "The Dark Side?"
Shall I call, "John Reacher?"
This post was edited by Merlin at October 4, 2018 6:40 PM MDT