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I’m unable to make it to work tomorrow because_______________.

Posted - October 7, 2018
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  • 16829
    The voices told me to stay home and clean all the guns ... This post was edited by Slartibartfast at October 7, 2018 6:57 PM MDT
      October 7, 2018 3:35 PM MDT
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  • 1502
    Sounds like an excuse I would give. I need to clean mine soon. Sounds like I have something to do tomorrow. 
      October 7, 2018 3:43 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    noone will hire nne
      October 7, 2018 4:23 PM MDT
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  • 44649
    I have a bone in my leg.
      October 7, 2018 4:39 PM MDT
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  • 6988
    Good one! Best laugh of the day!
      October 7, 2018 6:58 PM MDT
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  • 10662
    ... the moons of Saturn aren't aligned properly.
      October 7, 2018 4:51 PM MDT
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  • 11087
    They took away my security badge when I retired and also, I no longer have a desk or a working knowledge of what I used to do.
      October 7, 2018 5:22 PM MDT
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  • ............ "I have temporary amnesia and I can't remember how to get there." This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at October 10, 2018 9:24 PM MDT
      October 7, 2018 5:58 PM MDT
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  • 11151
    I'm unable to make it to work tomorrow because it will be raining and because I am so sweet  I melt like sugar  in water. Cheers!
      October 7, 2018 7:39 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    I have the plague.
      October 7, 2018 8:37 PM MDT
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  • 47
    I'll be too busy pursuing my dream of not working for you anymore.
      October 8, 2018 12:14 AM MDT
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  • my beauty rest turned me into a werewolf
      October 8, 2018 1:01 AM MDT
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  • my dog ate my truck keys. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at October 10, 2018 9:26 PM MDT
      October 10, 2018 8:13 PM MDT
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  • 423
    I’m unable to make it to work tomorrow because wife number four has to pop out in my nuclear-powered convertiplane and do a spot of shopping in Abu Dhabi.  This post was edited by Stemmata949 at September 9, 2019 10:04 AM MDT
      September 9, 2019 10:03 AM MDT
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