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Benedict Arnold

What would be your prayer today? Go ahead...pray BIG. He hears your heart.

Posted - October 30, 2018
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  • 16755
    God, grant me coffee to change the things I can,
    Whisky to accept the things I can't, and
    Wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they p***ed me off ...
      November 13, 2018 6:40 AM MST
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  • 23570
    Yeah, that, too!
    :)
      November 13, 2018 7:35 AM MST
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  • 13277
    But how do you know it's a he?
      October 30, 2018 10:19 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Because since its an everything, we can give it any description we wish.  It's how you see God.  Not how I see God.  We all see God in his many wonderful forms.  Sometimes he has a vagina.

    Sometimes he has a smooth section like a Michelin Tire mascot guy, or the Pillsbury Doughboy.

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at October 31, 2018 8:52 AM MDT
      October 30, 2018 10:25 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    Like this?
      October 31, 2018 10:07 AM MDT
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  • 3523
    Today, this is my prayer: Thank you!!
      October 31, 2018 8:51 PM MDT
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  • 16755
    Can we have David Bowie, Roy Orbison and Freddie Mercury back? We'll swap you Trump and the Kardashians.
      October 31, 2018 9:10 PM MDT
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  • 1326
    It's important to know the difference between praying and reciting the same words over and over. (Mathew 6:7)
      November 12, 2018 10:46 PM MST
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