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What is something that I should never squeeze? (Please be specific, and show all your work.)

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Posted - October 31, 2018

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  • 44660
    Your stones.
      October 31, 2018 7:07 AM MDT
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  •   October 31, 2018 7:25 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    I don't have one..   :(
      October 31, 2018 4:45 PM MDT
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  • 44660
    I don't have one, either.
      November 1, 2018 2:50 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Least two..:( 
      October 31, 2018 4:46 PM MDT
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  • 44660
    You have something more interesting.
      November 1, 2018 2:51 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    I know...apparently it's very sort after as well....:)
      November 1, 2018 3:10 PM MDT
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  • 604
    the butt of a guy with a really nice ass!!!
    the thighs of a guy you see on the street whose thighs make you sigh!
    the crotch of....well, see above!!

    LOL

    LOL

    :-D

    :-D

    oh.......the really fat cheeks of an adult, either sex!!!
      October 31, 2018 8:29 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    anything thats going to explode
      October 31, 2018 10:43 AM MDT
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  • 44660
    That makes sense.
      October 31, 2018 3:26 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    You shouldn't squeeze my box....accordion to my teacher ,Confucius....  :)D 
      October 31, 2018 3:34 PM MDT
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  • 44660
      November 1, 2018 2:55 PM MDT
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  • Tomatoes should NEVER be squeezed!  
      October 31, 2018 3:54 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    I'm must press you to know why ?   :) This post was edited by Nice Jugs at November 2, 2018 1:19 AM MDT
      October 31, 2018 4:40 PM MDT
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  • More specifically not before slicing or you will have a juicy gooey mess.  Not ideal topping for sandwiches:)
      October 31, 2018 6:41 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Is that not how you get tomato juice or if you sit on it you can get a tomato Squash ,which would be very healthy as it would not be GM :)
      October 31, 2018 7:24 PM MDT
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  • I hate tomato juice! Only use tomatoes in salads and on sandwiches so no need to sit on them, squash them or squeeze them for me lol.
      October 31, 2018 11:38 PM MDT
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  • Apparently how dare you not want to squeeze tomatoes all over the place, Cin.  :p
      November 1, 2018 12:43 PM MDT
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  • Indeed I am a anti tomato squeezing Rebel! lol
      November 1, 2018 2:11 PM MDT
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  • 13277
      October 31, 2018 4:51 PM MDT
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  • 1305
    A tube of toothpaste, in fact a tube of anything because it comes out too much and you cannot suck it back in, it also ruins the tube...




    Solution...








    A boil should never be squeezed...



    ...as the bacteria will spread and you will get further boils, apply some magnesium sulphate cover it and let it burst and dry up on it's own.
      October 31, 2018 6:49 PM MDT
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  • 53531

      (it's its own)
      October 31, 2018 11:19 PM MDT
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  • 1305
    Bollocks! that's B.O.L.L.O.C.K.S :)
      November 1, 2018 12:30 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    I was flying right along with you and then came the boil.  I am now thoroughly grossed out for the rest of the night.  I wish I could un-see this. "Bllaaahhhhaaaaaa" (shaking my head back and forth with my nose squinshed up!)
     
    I didn't know about the magnesium sulphate trick.  You did teach me something.... after you totally grossed me out.  So ICK and Thank you, all at the same time! :) :)
      November 2, 2018 1:23 AM MDT
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