Why would you have an opinion? I think you gave the right reply.
I am famous for making fun of Scientologists. And now I discover that they actually may be onto something with the idea of creatures from other planets. That part, is what everyone focuses on to prove they are nuts.
That is not the part to focus on. The part to focus on, is that they are NOT a religion. They are an ego-based control center filled with pseudo-scientists who think they have the answers to controlling the world
Just like Trump. They are so far out, it's evil.
SO, magic underwear are for those who want to keep chaste and not let their senses get in the way of their spiritual path.
They are not for what you think you want from them.
They are to keep strange, insane fetishes and perversions from the mind so you can concentrate on things that enrich your mind and soul and spirit. Not so you can fantasize about god knows what.