If I can prove to my little kitten that I'm a cool cat, do you think she'll stop with restraining order binge? ~

She ain't gonna do nothing ------------ she's a pussy.

You?  Stop doing this????  HUMPH!!!  That'll be the day.. or night!!  

Really?  I mean, Really, Really? 
 It is going to be pretty hard for you to change your strutting ways.  I know the crowd of Toms you run with, too.  
I dooonnn'ttttt knowwwwww.
  That's a lot of purring to be done to win her over after all the trash you've been through!.... hmmmmm.
Your breath leaves little to be desired, too.  

Maybe if you take a really good bath, wipe that old tuna and cigar smell out of your fur, wear a top hat...  
Maayyybeeee  you'll have a 50/50 chance. 

It never hurts to try.  The worst she can do is say, no. 

It worth a shot!!
P.S. Bring some really fresh tuna.  It might help take the edge off. ;) ;)

nnaybe

Your little kitten forgot to mention that this is her restraining order. Her big brother, Tyga. This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at November 20, 2018 11:01 AM MST