You? Stop doing this???? HUMPH!!! That'll be the day.. or night!!
Really? I mean, Really, Really? It is going to be pretty hard for you to change your strutting ways. I know the crowd of Toms you run with, too. I dooonnn'ttttt knowwwwww. That's a lot of purring to be done to win her over after all the trash you've been through!.... hmmmmm. Your breath leaves little to be desired, too.
Maybe if you take a really good bath, wipe that old tuna and cigar smell out of your fur, wear a top hat... Maayyybeeee you'll have a 50/50 chance.
It never hurts to try. The worst she can do is say, no.
It worth a shot!! P.S. Bring some really fresh tuna. It might help take the edge off. ;) ;)
Your little kitten forgot to mention that this is her restraining order. Her big brother, Tyga.
This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at November 20, 2018 11:01 AM MST