I would neither star in nor be the subject of any movie you would ever write. Oh, wait a minute; yes I would. I'm demanding a multi-million dollar five-movie contract. I'll do all my own stunts and sex scenes, but I want a stand-in for all the boring blah-blah political stuff that you'll have written into the script. Ain't nobody got time for that.
For some reason this made me think of the Lone Ranger and I spent considerable time looking up this interview. I hope you enjoy it, even though it turns out to be totally off topic.