What's the recipe for tilde soup?

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The recipe is banned on AM due to the sensitivity of a certain someone who's life is spent reproducing tildes not, (you know, the K word) to make soup. 

Ick. Tildes are better fried, and served with a salad of pilcrows and octothorpes.

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You add a little flour and some chocolate too, and some sugar and vanilla and some nutmeg too then push it into the oven until a quarter past ten.

no idea, ask randy

The recipe calls for one chopped up tilde fanatic.  Now where can we find one of those to toss in?

I never tried making tilde soup but I made umlaut soup once!

It gave everybody diaeresis.

I'm not sure how they go together but it has the same ingredients as the recipe for disaster.  

Tildes are delicate.  I would boil the broth (Hair of the Randy steeped in plain water) and wait till it simmers.  Add the tildes (no more than 50) and after it has marinated for a few hours, throw it in the toilet and use it to clean the pipes.