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What is a sound you wouldn't want to hear when you're French-kissing?


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Posted - December 16, 2018
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  • 46117
    The sound of drool.

      December 16, 2018 11:10 AM MST
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  • 53023

      Drool has a sound?  I never knew that. Either you've been doing it wrong or I've been doing it wrong. 

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      December 16, 2018 11:34 AM MST
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  • 7556
    Beautiful teeth!
      December 16, 2018 4:52 PM MST
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  • 46117
    I'll tell you who did it wrong.  Some guy who just grabbed me and tried to kiss me.  It was so gross. He stuck his tongue in my mouth and started drooling all over my face.  The only sound was his moaning before I pushed him off.

    This guy was instructing me on how to drive.  I paid him to teach me how to drive. I was in my early 20's.  I cannot believe I didn't kill him.  But I didn't.  I pushed him away and got my license that night.  UGH.

    ME TOO movement could not come too quickly.
      December 17, 2018 5:25 AM MST
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  • 53023

      GRRRRRRR. I hate it that that happened to you. If you had killed him, not only would he have deserved it, you would have been justified. If I sat on the jury, you'd have been acquitted. 
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      December 17, 2018 5:48 AM MST
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  • Flatulence, a dog's cry/whine, my meth-head neighbors hacking and spitting outside, Fran Dresher's "Nanny" voice in the background.
      December 16, 2018 11:11 AM MST
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  • 46117
    But I loved the Nanny.  She was extraordinary and so was that cast.  Still funny to me.
      December 17, 2018 5:26 AM MST
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  • 53023

      I've never seen even an episode of that show. 
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      December 17, 2018 6:31 AM MST
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  • It was a good show
      December 17, 2018 8:34 AM MST
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  • 5835
    "Monsieur, pourquoi est-ce que tu embrasses ma femme?"
      December 16, 2018 11:37 AM MST
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  • 53023

      LOL, it translates from French to English: "Sir, why are you kissing my wife?"
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      December 16, 2018 11:56 AM MST
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  • 22891
    people hannering outside
      December 16, 2018 2:40 PM MST
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  • 10505
    The sound of the cell door opening.
      December 16, 2018 3:31 PM MST
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  • 44368
    "I'm home now, dear."
      December 16, 2018 4:05 PM MST
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  • 16366
    Queefing.
      December 16, 2018 5:18 PM MST
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  • 53023

      Gee, I don't know; I think that means you're doing something right. 

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      December 16, 2018 5:44 PM MST
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  • 44368
    Wrong set of lips.
      December 16, 2018 5:46 PM MST
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  • 53023

      It's not the wrong set at all. If I'm working on the top ones so well that even the bottom ones respond . . . think about it, dude. 
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      December 16, 2018 5:48 PM MST
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  • 44368
    You hope they do.
      December 17, 2018 6:27 AM MST
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    7556
    Slurp, slurp.  hahaha
      December 16, 2018 5:48 PM MST
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  • A rap song. lol
      December 16, 2018 7:58 PM MST
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  • 1633
    Tie Essa Moe Com Boo Da Yay

      December 16, 2018 9:51 PM MST
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  • 6098
    Don't think I have ever done that. Never really understood why it was supposed to be the thing to do.  But I realize I have never been as into kissing as many people. 
      December 17, 2018 5:44 AM MST
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  • 53023

      So what's your answer to the question as posted?
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      December 17, 2018 5:49 AM MST
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