How many different types of logs can we collectively name here? You go first:

  I had those too, loved them!  My mother tried to pawn off some fake store-brand logs at first, they might have been called Link-And-Logs or something cheesy like that, and were made of pasteboard, so they quickly fell apart. A couple of years later, she stuck a crowbar in her purse and pried it open just enough to kick in for the real deal. 
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My momma was cheaper than your momma. She saved S&H Green Stamps and bought me a cheap train set that only went around in circles. I wanted a Lionel like my cousin had. (H&S green stamps were given away at various stores as a way to get you to come back. If you had enough, you could trade them in for gifts) 

  I remember those stamps, lol!

It's a LOG.  

You don't like excretia?  

It should be 'Dumpie'. 

I never can figure out what is in the mind of Trey Parker.  

That is who invented Mr. Hankey.

You keep up all this flirting and I'll refuse to go down next time! :P

I think he only comes up for the Holidays.  You are an imposter.

Damn, how'd you know? :P

Because you are full of Mr. Hankey.  But you are NOT Mr. Hankey.  

I never thought I'd live to see the day when you'd say I'm not a POS. :P

  Hey, wait . . . that's a kind of man, not a kind of log. 


Disqualified and reported. 
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I thought exactly the same thing after I posted! Ha!
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But, no surprise, I still quite like this Log Man.

(Or I could call him Man Log?)

  Ooh, that's dirty!

Reported again. 
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Oh, I almost forgot.

Anatomical Log