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Is Chuck Norris still alive?

Apparently he's been dead since 1990, but the Grim Reaper is too afraid to tell him.

Posted - December 22, 2018
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  • 46117
    Yeah.  But who really cares?

    I do not.  

    He did a lot of good with some things he did getting kids involved in martial arts. I really admire that about him.  But his worship of all things Trump, turned me off so much, I just never want to even think about that turkey again.
      December 22, 2018 8:55 PM MST
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  • 16779
    Reached his dotage when he backed Huckabee. It's a Chuck Norris joke, that's all.

    Some guys can pee their name in snow. Chuck Norris can do it in concrete.
      December 22, 2018 9:00 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Too many steroids.  
      December 22, 2018 9:02 PM MST
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  • 2327
    Right! Seventy-nine, looks fifty-nine. 
      December 22, 2018 8:58 PM MST
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  • 46117
    I am 68 and I look way younger than Chuck Norris on a good day.

    He does NOT look 59.  He looks 80.  And he has died hair and wrinkles to prove it.  
      December 22, 2018 9:01 PM MST
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  • 14795
    He's 78 and not thrown the towel in yet....:) 
      December 22, 2018 9:51 PM MST
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  • 6988
    Chuck Norris still uses the old style non-energy efficient light bulbs. What are you gonna do about it? 
      December 23, 2018 6:46 AM MST
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  • 16779
    Chuck Norris ordered a Whopper at McDonald's - and got one.
      January 20, 2019 7:55 AM MST
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  • 22891
    not sure
      December 23, 2018 9:53 AM MST
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