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Randy D

What are you doing in here, don't you realize that this is a restricted area? I'm calling security; it's the third time you've done this.


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Posted - January 12, 2019
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  • 2052
    I'm learning a lot about international law. 
      January 12, 2019 12:15 PM MST
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  • 53509


      Learning how to get arrested is more like it.  Take her away, boys, and don't go so easy on her this timer!  Grrrrrr.
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      January 12, 2019 2:32 PM MST
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  • Actually I have been in this area way more than three times! I came here  for the party:)
      January 12, 2019 3:40 PM MST
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  • 53509


      I see.  Hmmm, well, thank you for stopping by again.  Listen, would you mind telling me if this rag smells like chloroform . . . ?

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      January 12, 2019 10:56 PM MST
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  • YIKES!  Time to go, its past my curfew!  lol
      January 12, 2019 10:58 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Call who you like Big Boy.......their aint no Bra's strong enough to hold the Jugg's .... 


    PS.....
    Sorry about the Typo....  But my comments not that funny with out it...
    .:) This post was edited by Nice Jugs at January 13, 2019 4:45 AM MST
      January 12, 2019 4:01 PM MST
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  • 53509

      You have more than just one single typo in there, you know.  Grrrrr.

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      January 12, 2019 10:32 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Some one has to try to keep you're brain active.....why not me.....it's my penance in life I feel.....:( 
      January 13, 2019 7:38 AM MST
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  • You can’t get rid of me...I snuck back in through the window while security was on break. 
      January 12, 2019 6:49 PM MST
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  • 53509


      Almost the same routine as last time, lads, but cut back a little on the bread, and no bottled water this time, straight from the tap.

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      January 12, 2019 10:34 PM MST
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  • I was pretty happy about this whole situation until you said “ tap water“ :(
      January 12, 2019 10:37 PM MST
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  • 448
    Actually six, you missed the other three. You need to fire Asa.
      January 12, 2019 7:26 PM MST
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  • 53509


      "This is going to hurt you a lot more than it will me . . . " 


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      January 12, 2019 10:36 PM MST
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  • I don't know what I am doing here actually.   However, I am quire rebellious, so knowing now it's a restricted area just became my reason.
      January 12, 2019 10:33 PM MST
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  • 53509

     

      "Listen, you have to give me your word that you won't breathe a word of anything you've seen here tonight . . . "


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      January 12, 2019 10:40 PM MST
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  • You shall love the sound I make when I shut up.
      January 12, 2019 10:42 PM MST
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  • So all this was an act you put up before your boss, wasn't it? You should thank me for keeping my silence while he was around. And now that he's gone, shall we continue where we left off when he barged in? 
      January 13, 2019 1:25 AM MST
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  • 53509

      Yes, let's.  If I remember correctly, I believe you were saying that this meeting can be mutually beneficial for both of us . . . (cough, cough)


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      January 13, 2019 8:19 AM MST
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  • She : You should see a doctor about that cough of yours before it gets worse. Come, I'll take you. I'm going that way. 

    He: Gee thanks! That's very sweet of you.

    Ten minutes later. 



    He (nervous): Er ... Would you mind if it's your place this one time?  ...  Please?  This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at January 13, 2019 5:26 PM MST
      January 13, 2019 12:13 PM MST
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  • 53509


    She (whispering):  I do dabble in medicine, you know.
    He:    Gulp!

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      January 13, 2019 5:25 PM MST
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  • 16796
    I AM Security, you nincompoop. I'm looking for a grammar Nazi who is suspected of running a tilde racket. Have you seen anybody who might fit that description? This post was edited by Slartibartfast at January 13, 2019 4:46 AM MST
      January 13, 2019 2:44 AM MST
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  • 53509


      I am no Nazi, I can neither confirm nor deny that there are any errant tildes here, and I'm not aware of any racketeering going on.  Hey, wait a minute, let me see that badge again.  Are you sure you didn't get it from a box of Australian Cheerios?  Grrrrrrrr.

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      January 13, 2019 8:24 AM MST
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  • 11015
    Quit repeating everything I say to you...Security!!
      January 13, 2019 4:46 AM MST
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  • 53509


      Security!  (((Hey, wait a second  . . . .)))

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      January 13, 2019 8:26 AM MST
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