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Imagine you wake up as a guest in the White House in the morning... What's your next move?

Posted - January 27, 2019

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  • 16792
    Assassinate the President.
      January 27, 2019 2:24 AM MST
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  • 1812
    I hope you don't plan to come to the USA anytime soon now. 
      January 27, 2019 3:48 AM MST
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  • 16792
    I don't plan to wake up as a guest in the White House anytime EVER, never mind soon.
      January 27, 2019 8:44 PM MST
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  • Speak Spanish to him.  That might do it.
      January 27, 2019 3:43 PM MST
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  • Call the FBI!!  Someone must have kidnapped me!  
      January 27, 2019 2:25 AM MST
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  • 14795
    The "White House " in England is just another name for buildings often referred to as the Funny Farm ,Lunatic  Asylum or Mad House.....
    Every one that goes there are also referred to as Guests as well.....:( 
      January 27, 2019 3:41 AM MST
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  • I think the White House in the US is all of the things you list NJ ... and then some!!  LOL!  However, most people who go there to work are referred to as "felons" shortly thereafter.  
      January 27, 2019 6:29 AM MST
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  • 14795
    We apear to have quite a lot in common then Mrs C...lol
      January 27, 2019 2:51 PM MST
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  • We do for sure NJ.  :)  
      January 27, 2019 3:18 PM MST
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  • That has a nice ring to it....President Wakko! xD  I hereby sign an executive order declaring recreational marijuana legal for all Americans 18 years of age or older.
      January 27, 2019 6:42 AM MST
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  • 11112
    Well if you do that I hope you don't ruin it by adding too many rules and  regulations like Canada did. Canada legalised recreational cannabis but they added a lot of rules like you can only grow 5 plants at a time and they can only be 3 feet high also how much you can have and were you can buy it plus legal pot is starting to cost more and I bet soon it will cost $80 for a eight of legal weed. Cheers! This post was edited by Nanoose at January 29, 2019 12:17 PM MST
      January 27, 2019 3:52 PM MST
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  • 11112
    I'd pretend to be a purvey old man and see if Trump would show me the "alleged" PP tape then I would secretly record it and give it to Stephen Collert. Cheers! 
      January 27, 2019 3:38 PM MST
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  • Hang out, order a fancy breakfast, leave the D alone with his cartoons and Lincoln Logs, and then explore the garden.
      January 27, 2019 3:42 PM MST
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  • 11006
    Check the other side of the bed.  I might be having the worst nightmare ever.
      January 27, 2019 4:10 PM MST
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  • 2327
    I'd probably go for a wander. 
      January 27, 2019 4:32 PM MST
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  • 628
    Hello Weylon
    I  would be amazed and honored.
    I would have the same reaction with no regard to who sat in the oval office at the time, the history and significance of the White House is much larger than that of any one President. 
    I would want to start with a coffee with the President, again without regard to who that may be, and have a conversation with him, or her.
    I would want a full tour of the building including all archives and areas for preservation and maintenance.
    I'd like to use the pool for awhile, the bowling alley, make myself a sandwich in the kitchen.
    I would finish off my day having a beer with the Vice-President on the roof as the sunsets, then have Marine 1 fly back to my hotel.

      January 27, 2019 9:02 PM MST
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  • 34283
    I would look for the President and have a discussion. Regardless of whom the President was at the time. 
      January 29, 2019 11:54 AM MST
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  • 44619
    I'd go find Melania for a quickie.
      January 29, 2019 12:18 PM MST
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