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What might cause a chemist to wonder whether a physicist and a botanist were dissolvable in water?

Posted - March 5, 2019
Tag : Humour

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  • 44649
    They must ionize. Or the chemist is stoned.
      March 5, 2019 7:01 PM MST
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  • 3523
    I give up.  What?
      March 5, 2019 7:26 PM MST
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  • 4624
    The three scientists were walking on the beach.
    The physicist decided that the best way to investigate the physics of waves was to go for a swim.
    The botanist decided that the best way to study the seaweeds was to go for a swim.
    Both disappeared in the water. 
    SO the chemist concluded that the physicist and the botanist must have been soluble. ;)
      March 7, 2019 8:22 AM MST
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  • 46117
    just adorable
      March 7, 2019 9:09 AM MST
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  • 13395
    Consuming too many different kinds of lab chemicals can make him think funny.  This post was edited by Kittigate at March 6, 2019 7:17 AM MST
      March 5, 2019 8:03 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Is this a soluble question that only Walter can answer ?  :) D 
      March 5, 2019 8:11 PM MST
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  • 4624
    Joke question, because Element likes his funny bone tickled.
      March 7, 2019 8:23 AM MST
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  • 44649
    It was very punny.

    You know you're a chemist when you wash you hands before using the toilet.
      March 7, 2019 8:26 AM MST
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  • 4624
    having a good giggle!


    :D
      March 7, 2019 8:38 AM MST
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  • 44649
    So am I. Amazing...we are more than half-way around the world and we can giggle together.
      March 7, 2019 8:45 AM MST
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  • 4624
    warm platonic hug and kiss, big smiles...
      March 7, 2019 8:48 AM MST
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  • 44649
    I thought you would catch that '...more than half-way around the world...'
    Back at you.
      March 7, 2019 8:50 AM MST
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  • 4624
    science in everything
      March 7, 2019 8:54 AM MST
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  • 44649
    To me...yep.
      March 7, 2019 9:02 AM MST
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  • 14795
    So they deliquesced to find the solution then I take it.....:)
      March 7, 2019 10:21 AM MST
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  • 46117
    You know the term pyromaniac?


    Well this chemist could be a water version of this aberration.  He wants to test out whether he can accomplish this on his two victims.

    HEY.  WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOUR ANSWER????
      March 7, 2019 9:11 AM MST
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  • 22891
    not sure
      March 8, 2019 2:48 PM MST
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