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What might cause a chemist to wonder whether a physicist and a botanist were dissolvable in water?

Posted - March 5, 2019

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  • 31662
    They must ionize. Or the chemist is stoned.
      March 5, 2019 7:01 PM MST
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  • 3518
    I give up.  What?
      March 5, 2019 7:26 PM MST
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  • 4156
    The three scientists were walking on the beach.
    The physicist decided that the best way to investigate the physics of waves was to go for a swim.
    The botanist decided that the best way to study the seaweeds was to go for a swim.
    Both disappeared in the water. 
    SO the chemist concluded that the physicist and the botanist must have been soluble. ;)
      March 7, 2019 8:22 AM MST
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  • 46231
    just adorable
      March 7, 2019 9:09 AM MST
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  • 8643
    Consuming too many different kinds of lab chemicals can make him think funny.  This post was edited by Kittigate at March 6, 2019 7:17 AM MST
      March 5, 2019 8:03 PM MST
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  • 14905
    Is this a soluble question that only Walter can answer ?  :) D 
      March 5, 2019 8:11 PM MST
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  • 4156
    Joke question, because Element likes his funny bone tickled.
      March 7, 2019 8:23 AM MST
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  • 31662
    It was very punny.

    You know you're a chemist when you wash you hands before using the toilet.
      March 7, 2019 8:26 AM MST
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  • 4156
    having a good giggle!


    :D
      March 7, 2019 8:38 AM MST
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  • 31662
    So am I. Amazing...we are more than half-way around the world and we can giggle together.
      March 7, 2019 8:45 AM MST
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  • 4156
    warm platonic hug and kiss, big smiles...
      March 7, 2019 8:48 AM MST
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  • 31662
    I thought you would catch that '...more than half-way around the world...'
    Back at you.
      March 7, 2019 8:50 AM MST
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  • 4156
    science in everything
      March 7, 2019 8:54 AM MST
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  • 31662
    To me...yep.
      March 7, 2019 9:02 AM MST
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  • 14905
    So they deliquesced to find the solution then I take it.....:)
      March 7, 2019 10:21 AM MST
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  • 46231
    You know the term pyromaniac?


    Well this chemist could be a water version of this aberration.  He wants to test out whether he can accomplish this on his two victims.

    HEY.  WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOUR ANSWER????
      March 7, 2019 9:11 AM MST
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  • 22868
    not sure
      March 8, 2019 2:48 PM MST
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