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Benedict Arnold

Can you fix the paper jam or do you have to get some lady named Ruth to do it for you?

Posted - March 28, 2019
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  • 53509

      There's no one of that name at my workplace. I guess you could say we're Ruthless.

    ~
      March 28, 2019 6:30 AM MDT
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  • lol:) ruthless. Everyone has that woman in the office that knows how to fix the paper jam though. I think they all look like a Ruth. 
      March 28, 2019 6:32 AM MDT
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  • 469
    Did you jam this thing up again twinny?  I will fix it for you but only if we can hang out this weekend with some pizza and wine.  Need pizza and LOTS of wine!
      March 28, 2019 8:50 AM MDT
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  • Deal, just remember if the machine says the jam is in tray 2, it’s lying. 

      March 28, 2019 11:22 AM MDT
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  • 469
    They all lie!  Like my scale this morning.  lol
      March 28, 2019 11:27 AM MDT
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  • Lol, faaaking lying machines. take the bat to them all. 
      March 28, 2019 11:47 AM MDT
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  • 448
    Wow!!! How did you know that?
      March 28, 2019 9:44 AM MDT
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  • I know lots of stuff about stuff. 
      March 28, 2019 11:22 AM MDT
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  • 46117

    What century IS this?  Who uses paper any longer?  Paper is antedeluvian



    an·te·di·lu·vi·an
    /ˌan(t)ēdəˈlo͞ovēən/
    adjective
     
    1. of or belonging to the time before the biblical Flood.
      "gigantic bones of antediluvian animals"
      synonyms: before the flood, prehistoric, primeval, primordial, primal, earliest, ancient, early; 
      rareprimigenial
      "gigantic bones of antediluvian animals"
      • HUMOROUS
        ridiculously old-fashioned.
        "they maintain antediluvian sex-role stereotypes"
        synonyms: out of date, outdated, outmoded, old-fashioned, ancient, antiquated, archaic, antique, superannuated, anachronistic, outworn, behind the times, primitive, medieval, quaint, oldfangled, obsolescent, obsolete, prehistoric; More
         
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      March 28, 2019 11:28 AM MDT
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  • IKR? It’s a conspiracy, I think Ruth is behind it all. 
      March 28, 2019 12:12 PM MDT
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  • 2052
    Grrrrr, paper jams, really dislike them and they happen all the time. 
      March 28, 2019 12:11 PM MDT
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  • I KNOW! And the machine always say something it’s tray 2, but it’s NEVER tray 2. -_- 
      March 28, 2019 12:13 PM MDT
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  • 34297
    Nope. If anything goes wrong with our office equipment, it is up to me to fix it or buy a new one. 
      March 28, 2019 6:30 PM MDT
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  • If I was in charge of fixing paper jams, isn be buying a new printer/copier every week. 
      March 29, 2019 4:33 AM MDT
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  • 3523
    Paper Jam?  What's that?  A new dance?  Something to spread on my toast?
      March 28, 2019 9:18 PM MDT
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  • I wish. 
      March 29, 2019 4:33 AM MDT
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  • 17600
    I have always kept a fax and printer in my office so I took care of any paperjam issue.  The support staff used a shared printer and had paper jams all the time.  We finally got rid of it and bought a laser for them and no more problems.  I, myself, have not used an ink printer since lasers because affordable (I think I paid about $450 for my first one and it was the size of a baby stroller
    ...huge). 
      March 28, 2019 9:36 PM MDT
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  • The one I’m talking about is the size of a stroller too. I can deal with my little home office one. 
      March 29, 2019 4:34 AM MDT
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  • 17600
    It's the ink printers that I hate.  Laser printers just do not give users problems.  I have not owned an ink printer since I could afford a laser.  Now lasers are affordable unless they are color.
      March 29, 2019 9:21 PM MDT
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  • Nice, I’ve never used a laser printer. Maybe I’ll put a rec. in for one and be ignored lol. 
      March 30, 2019 8:46 AM MDT
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  • 16796
    The printer/copier on our network is called "Marley". It's always jammin'.
      March 28, 2019 9:37 PM MDT
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  • Lol, I like it:)
      March 29, 2019 4:34 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      It’s not me, it’s you.







    ~
      March 30, 2019 1:33 AM MDT
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  • No -_- 
      March 30, 2019 8:46 AM MDT
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