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He's faster than____________.

Posted - March 31, 2019
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  • 10664
    ... a speeding Prius
      March 31, 2019 6:28 PM MDT
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  • 44652
    So am I...using a walking cane.
      March 31, 2019 6:29 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Faster than light. Can get up turn off the switch then be in bed sleeping before the room gets dark.
      March 31, 2019 11:45 PM MDT
    4

  • 423
    He's faster than she is - well, females wouldn't wear high heels if they didn't WANT to get caught, would they - logic 101?
    Tsk, women, can't live without them, can't catch enough of them to satisfy the need.
      September 9, 2019 9:16 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    any man that has ever paid me....

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      September 9, 2019 9:24 AM MDT
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  • 23647


    Chuck Norris
      February 8, 2023 8:57 PM MST
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  • 16835
    air rifle pellet
    More powerful than a shunting engine
    Able to leap short buildings with a running start and a favourable wind

    Hey, even superheroes get old.
      February 9, 2023 5:21 AM MST
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  • 13277
    A tortoise at top speed.
      February 9, 2023 5:45 AM MST
    1

  • 2219
    Greased lightning is the cliché.
      February 9, 2023 6:19 AM MST
    1