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Element 99

Why did God invent hemorrhoids? How cruel.

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Posted - April 10, 2019
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  • 16835
    So ppl can HAVE a pain in the a$$ rather than BEING one.
      April 10, 2019 5:50 PM MDT
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  • 44652
    Perfect answer. AP. I can't stop laughing. This post was edited by Element 99 at April 11, 2019 11:16 PM MDT
      April 10, 2019 5:52 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I think having a pain in the ass is the precurser to being one.  I.e., take that stick out of your ....
      April 11, 2019 12:14 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    It appears again that you are the Butt of all jokes around here and down under....:)D 
      April 11, 2019 12:10 AM MDT
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  • 11157
    Maybe he or she did it to encourage people to knell when they pray in church instead of sitting and praying on hard wooden benches. Cheers!  
      April 10, 2019 5:54 PM MDT
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  • 976
    So the people who like to talk about them can also tell us how they cram them back up their bum. Yes, I work with someone who told me that.  This post was edited by easyjolene at April 11, 2019 9:28 AM MDT
      April 10, 2019 6:49 PM MDT
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  • 469
    God is cruel. Thanks for not posting a picture!
      April 10, 2019 7:57 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    That's so unfair what you say about them....Give it time and I'm pretty sure they will grow on you....:)D 
      April 11, 2019 12:07 AM MDT
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  • 11096
    I was told that men can't get hemorrhoids because God made them all perfect a*******s.
      April 11, 2019 12:55 AM MDT
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