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Benedict Arnold

When you get old are you going to hand out butterscotch candies and jingle change in your pockets when you walk?

or do you have some other “old person” thing you plan to do?

I think I’m going to watch ‘Murder She wrote” for my old person thing. Maybe they will redo the show by then with one of the Kardashian’s. That would be nice. 

Posted - April 10, 2019
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  • 469
    LOL  My grand-parents give me wine and condoms so that's what I think I'll do.  Although, a remake of Murder She Wrote using the Kardashians is totally lit!
      April 10, 2019 7:52 PM MDT
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  • Dammit! Old people I know only give those werthers originals candies. I want the old people with the wine and condoms :( 
      April 10, 2019 7:53 PM MDT
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  • 469
    Don't you worry twinny, I will share with you.  It's what I do.
      April 10, 2019 8:09 PM MDT
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  • Thanks:) you know what? I was thinking they could remake Matlock show  with Kanye too. I’m a genius. I wonder if CBS wants to hire me as Captain of old people programming. I think they should. 
      April 11, 2019 7:50 AM MDT
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  • wow your grandparents sound lit. all my grandma gave me was emotional trauma and low self esteem 
      April 11, 2019 9:20 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    Nah. My old person thing is catsitting my gal friend's cat. I take him outside and let him run around for a few hours several times a week. I have my own cat somebody gave to me but he's strictly indoors,  not interested in going out at all. 
      April 10, 2019 9:41 PM MDT
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  • That‘s not that much of an old person thing... maybe get 15 cats. 
      April 11, 2019 7:23 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    If I had a house I probably would plus rabbits,  snakes, birds, etc.
      April 11, 2019 8:37 AM MDT
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  • Then you could be officially an old person ;)
      April 11, 2019 11:56 AM MDT
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  • 9871
    I'm going to go to the gym and work out in my street clothes and then I will drive home super slow with my parking brake on and my turn signal blinking the whole way.
      April 10, 2019 11:02 PM MDT
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  • Good plan, I like it. 
      April 11, 2019 7:23 AM MDT
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  • 6477
    What... I do all those things already. There's no hope for me :P 
      April 11, 2019 1:13 AM MDT
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  • You give out butterscotch candies then?
      April 11, 2019 7:24 AM MDT
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  • No.  I am just going to go the bank and post office all the time and pretend that filling taxes and conversations about trivial logistics is interesting or fun.  You know, act like it is interesting why the mail man walked from that end of the street today but usually comes from the other,  or how the garbage man usually comes at 8am but today it wasn't till noon.
      April 11, 2019 2:11 AM MDT
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  • Will you have time to talk about all that and still get to Denny’s for dinner by 4pm?
      April 11, 2019 7:25 AM MDT
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  • Hey .. I am old and I enjoy blasting my 60's music as I drive down the street.  Peace, love and beads dude.
      April 11, 2019 8:54 AM MDT
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  • that’s not old people stuff, you have wear chains On your reading glasses or something like that.
      April 11, 2019 9:33 AM MDT
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  • 19942

    Define "old."  

      April 11, 2019 9:17 AM MDT
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  • I think it depends on the person. When you start doing old people stuff, you’re old. 
      April 11, 2019 9:34 AM MDT
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  • 19942
    Alrighty, then.  I guess I'm not old yet. :)
      April 11, 2019 9:47 AM MDT
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  • Good stuff :) me either. 
      April 11, 2019 10:28 AM MDT
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  • that'll never happen im here for a good time not a long time 
      April 11, 2019 9:18 AM MDT
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  • Everyone thinks that when they’re in their 20’s. You’re going to get old. Deal with it and buy some old people candy. 
      April 11, 2019 9:35 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    I slowed down.  When I work seven days a week I only do six massages a day instead of ten

    Old.
      April 11, 2019 9:39 AM MDT
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