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(HUMOROUS answers, please!) What are some things that would make certain AnswerMug members break out in a cold sweat if they tried to walk

past them, caused by that member's obsession with that thing?


Examples:
 
  The trash bag aisle in the grocery store.
  The coffee shelves at the supermarket.
  The local marijuana dispensary.
  The grammar--related reference books at a library.
  An anti-Trump rally.


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Posted - April 13, 2019
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  • 14795
    The spice isle in supermarkets or any shops ,Resturants selling curry or and other rancid smelling food items...:(   
      April 13, 2019 5:19 AM MDT
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  • 53503

      I forgot one:

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      April 13, 2019 8:09 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Your really gonna cop for it now for dissing shoes....it's a good job there are none there that are like mine....


    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
      April 13, 2019 11:10 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    Wow, I didn't know you were into shoes that much.  It's good thing we didn't runoff together:we would need an entire room just for our shoes. 
      April 13, 2019 3:44 PM MDT
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  • 53503


      Er, um, Nice Jugs is the one who's into shoes, not I.

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      April 13, 2019 8:35 PM MDT
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  • An illegal tilde dispensary.  

      April 13, 2019 6:33 AM MDT
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  • 53503

     
     Hey wait, do they have those?

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      April 13, 2019 7:42 AM MDT
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  • Oooooo ... yes they do.  Right across the border in Tijuana ... ask for Pepe.
      April 13, 2019 8:35 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    Someone dressed in an unused plastic trash bag. 
      April 13, 2019 6:46 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    Something makes my car stall every time I am passing a liquor store and will not start until I go in and buy some beer.
      April 13, 2019 7:17 AM MDT
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  • 469
    I think a certain Mr Randy D would break out in a cold sweat if he were to walk by a Subway sandwich shop and see a very, very long line.
      April 13, 2019 9:39 AM MDT
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  • 10993
    Jayne's house. Oh, wait...you said HUMOROUS answers.  Sorry, I've got nothing.
      April 13, 2019 10:25 AM MDT
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  • 53503

      *Jayne's resolve begins to waver as she sees Randall D from her window.  She contemplates whether or not she's been too cruel with all the restraining orders, all the rejection.  A tiny voice deep inside her works on her psyche, slowly melting the invisible wall that surrounds her tender heart . . .

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      April 13, 2019 8:46 PM MDT
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  • 10993
    Does the 'D' stand for 'Dreamer'?
      April 14, 2019 7:19 AM MDT
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  • 53503

      Does the 'S' stand for 'Seductress'?

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      April 14, 2019 7:30 AM MDT
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  • That's some awkward and clunky wording for a grammar Nazi.
      April 13, 2019 3:39 PM MDT
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