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Randy D

You’ve invited me over and have secret plans to slip a potion into my drink. What will the potion make me do or not do?


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Posted - April 18, 2019
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  • 6098
    Maybe would render you insensible to grammar mistakes for the evening.  But really - no need for such intrigue.  If I invited you over you could do whatever you wanted.  Otherwise why would I have issued the invitation?  
      April 18, 2019 7:07 AM MDT
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  • 53524

      You may have invited specifically to carry a secret plan.

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      April 18, 2019 8:59 AM MDT
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  • 6023
    Well what would be the fun in telling you?
    Maybe it makes you act differently.  Maybe not.
    Now you'll never know if it was you, or the potion.
      April 18, 2019 8:59 AM MDT
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  • 46117

    Chillax.  It's only CBD oil.  It will calm you down and no tilde' talk for the evening.  That's all.  

     

    You will be calm and we will watch a little television.  The menu is simple.  We will watch CNN, CBS, NBC, ABC and MSNBC and of course Meet the Press and a few other noteworthy shows.

    Then?  We will turn on FOX news.  Then you can give me all your priceless advice on politics.  

    It will be a splendid evening.  I'll have sandwiches aplenty for ya too.

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at April 18, 2019 10:06 PM MDT
      April 18, 2019 9:45 AM MDT
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  • 53524

      Hold the mayo!

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      April 19, 2019 6:43 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Look. There is not a spec of mayo on this.  
      April 19, 2019 8:37 AM MDT
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  • 6477
    In my little dream world, I quite fancy a potion that would make you obey my every command.. preferably with enthusiasm. I definitely wouldn't want you to be sleepy or dull your wits any!
      April 18, 2019 10:34 AM MDT
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      April 18, 2019 10:41 PM MDT
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  • The potion would make you confused about the proper usage of "they're, their and there".  It's very deadly.
      April 18, 2019 11:27 AM MDT
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  • 53524

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      April 18, 2019 10:30 PM MDT
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  • 2052
    It would make you want to be with me, living on the beach, in a warm place, with all our respective fur babies, lizards, hoofed ones (goats included) and birds. 
      April 18, 2019 11:55 AM MDT
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  • 53524

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      April 18, 2019 10:29 PM MDT
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  • 2052
    Yes, that's the place. I'm kind of on a time schedule, let's hop to it.   :  )  :   )
      April 19, 2019 6:24 AM MDT
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  • 53524

     
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      April 19, 2019 6:42 AM MDT
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  • 2052
    :   )  :  )  Now, you won't disppoint me again will you?  This post was edited by Sunshine at April 20, 2019 12:44 AM MDT
      April 19, 2019 5:55 PM MDT
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  • The potion will make you know I EXSIST. 
      April 18, 2019 6:43 PM MDT
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  • 53524

      Did anyone hear a voice?  I think someone is speaking, but it just might be a radio in the next room that was left on with the volume turned down low.  Hmm, I’ll try to ignore it . . . 

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      April 18, 2019 10:24 PM MDT
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  •   April 20, 2019 7:11 AM MDT
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  • 53524


      There it is again, that voice. 

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      April 20, 2019 7:14 AM MDT
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  • This potion doesn’t work. I WANT A REFUND. 
      April 20, 2019 7:18 AM MDT
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  • 16826
    It will open your eyes to the fact that PB looks, smells and probably tastes like baby cack, and make you embrace the gustatory wonder and ambrosial properties of Australia's #1 contribution to international haute cuisine ...

      April 19, 2019 8:21 AM MDT
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  • 53524


      How does that danged Aussie keep sneaking in here, folks?  Ohhh, my gut!  Grrrrr.

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      April 20, 2019 1:16 AM MDT
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  • 5451
    C'mon, Randy, just hurry up and drink it up!

    Could you stop smelling it and just drink it?

     
    Now, what's the combination to your safe?
      April 19, 2019 2:29 PM MDT
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  • 53524

      I . . . I feel dizzy, the whole room . . . tasted funny . . . the room is spinning, I can . . . barely keep my eyes . . . why would Livvie invite me over . . . 11 left . . . open . . . call police . . . what's happening to . . . that danged Livvie . . . I feel sick . . . I should have known . . . why am I suddenly thinking about my safe's combo . . . the ceiling is upside . . . 32 right . . . someone is pounding on my head with a sledgeham . . . shouldn't have accepted the drink . . . must . . . stay . . . awake . . . Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr . . .


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      April 20, 2019 1:10 AM MDT
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