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Mr. won't you please help my Pony?

He's under their behind the tree. He coughed up.snot in the driveway.  

I think it's his lung.

Posted - April 20, 2019


  • dont worry I brought mucinex I'll fix him right up 
      April 20, 2019 9:06 PM MDT

  • Hey dude, he's the stallion.
      April 20, 2019 9:09 PM MDT

  • 8425
    If he's a little hoarse it could be a cold or the flu.
      April 20, 2019 9:52 PM MDT

  • 3017
    I have three horses and every once in a while they get a cold.  Horse snot is pretty bad but sometimes they make it worse by rubbing their noses in the dirt and it turns into muddy snot.

      April 20, 2019 11:00 PM MDT

  • 46240
    That is SO wonderful, Livvie.  Not that your horses have had snot, but that you have three horses.  I wish I was at least AROUND some.  
      April 21, 2019 9:39 PM MDT

  • 9620
    A sore throat is normal. A pony is supposed to be a little horse.
      April 21, 2019 1:30 AM MDT

  • 46240
    What about that SNOT part?  That big Honker?  (forgive me, there is not much to do on here today LOL)

    Snotty Nose? Nasal Discharge In Horses Is No Joke
    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at April 21, 2019 9:37 PM MDT
      April 21, 2019 9:31 PM MDT

  • 3602
    This is Randy D. bait. I'm not going to waste energy worrying about your non-existent pony. 
      April 21, 2019 7:29 AM MDT

  • 46240
    Taken care of already.  Way ahead.  I have a head with no snot, it seems.  Not that you have snot in yours.  Oh. Why don't I just shut up.

    That is overthinking at it's best. 
      April 21, 2019 12:15 PM MDT

  • I don’t appreciate you making ponies sound gross. Stop it. 
      April 21, 2019 12:09 PM MDT

  • 46240
    Where is Randy?  

    sigh.  THERE?  NOT THEIR.  (sorry I am just being a total anus) 
      April 21, 2019 12:14 PM MDT

  • 46240
    I think I can help your pony for real.  I have learned that Castor Oil does magic for horses.  I would take pony and get myself to anyplace that sells castor oil and get a lot of cotton batting and something to wrap around pony.  

    I don't care if he is a stallion.  If he is a stallion, he is not a pony.

    Unless pony means something in horse that I don't get.  

    So, the pony gets the castor oil treatment.  I would love some heat.  I would love some plastic wrap.  

    Nature would do the rest.  It will decongest pony and release toxins in his organs safely.  Meanwhile pony may be breathing something toxic in the air in which case we are all gonna die so the question is moot. 

    You are welcome.  I have paypal 
      April 21, 2019 12:19 PM MDT

  • 46240
    Sorry, I had a day off.  

    I'll help you with a pony of liquor.
      April 21, 2019 9:41 PM MDT