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Randy D

I’m sure these police officers are very busy and don’t have time to investigate frivolous calls.


Aren’t you a little ashamed of yourself, calling 911 because I wanted you to make a sandwich?

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Posted - April 24, 2019
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  • No means NO. 

      April 24, 2019 7:00 PM MDT
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  • 53509


      Oh, there you are!  Okay, I'd like a thin-sliced turkey sandwich with cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomatoes and honey mustard on lightly toasted wheat bread.  Thanks, you're a dear.

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      April 24, 2019 7:34 PM MDT
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  • You’re gonna wish the cops had stayed....
      April 24, 2019 7:40 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      Why, are you going to make sandwiches for them also?  (You’re very kind, far too kind.)

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      April 24, 2019 9:06 PM MDT
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  • Yes, see that one officer? Over there? I’m going to be making sandwiches for him all night. Don’t wait up. 

      April 25, 2019 4:42 AM MDT
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  • 53509




      Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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      April 25, 2019 5:41 AM MDT
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  • 4624
    The trouble was with the kind of sandwich you wanted to make.
    I'm not that keen on being the filling in the middle.
    I really did think the police could help,
    but to my chagrin,
    discovered they only wanted to join in.
    Next time, please kill the meat before trying to cannibalise it.
      April 24, 2019 7:14 PM MDT
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  • 976
    It was the way you asked me. Next time, don't try to kill the mayo.  Turkey and mayonnaise go well together. ;P
      April 24, 2019 8:04 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    But turkey and mustard go better, and mustard is a healthier choice.
      April 24, 2019 8:47 PM MDT
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  • 53509


      Mayo?  Bleech!



      April 24, 2019 9:45 PM MDT
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  • 16795
    This is better than mayo and marries well with grilled cheese

      April 24, 2019 10:18 PM MDT
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      I'm going to be sick.



      April 25, 2019 5:44 AM MDT
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  • 10644
    Sandwich?  I thought you said sand-witch.
      April 24, 2019 11:18 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    You had a bottle in your hand with a jagged edge.  You told me to serve you.  You told me you would not leave until I made you a sandwich.  It was more than just a request.  I was skeert.


      April 24, 2019 11:25 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    i dont think they have tirne either
      April 30, 2019 4:57 PM MDT
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