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What would be the best way for a human to kill a wizard?

Posted - May 7, 2019

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  • 6098
    But wouldn't that being blaming another for whatever misfortunes we have?  The assumption being that any misfortune we have is the result of some kind of personal malfeasance or witchcraft by someone else.  It would also be declaring our helplessness to deal with our problems by any other means than murder. So we rake someone's life and things don't become any better for us then do we continue to murder until things look up for us?  Is this serious? 

    When we take responsibility for our life we see ourselves at cause.  Whether we are or not.  But the point is that allows us to act as effective and powerful agents on our own to make the changes in our own lives or the way we think about them so that we don't have to be going around blaming others for whatever.  But long as we can only see ourselves as at the effect of some kind of sorcery or wizardry then all we see ourselves as is the victim of another person.  And the more we get hung up in seeing ourselves that way the less we are able to act effectively for ourselves. As the only way we see of dealing with our problems is to off someone else which is certainly never going to be effective in the long run.  Plus it only involves us deeper and invests us more in the drama of personal hatred and vendetta. 
      May 8, 2019 8:27 AM MDT
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  • Okay, I see your point. What if I just wound him a little?
      May 8, 2019 12:55 PM MDT
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  • 11151
    That sounds like a good idea - you could wound him with words and say things like - your wizard hat looks like something you find on the reduced rack at Value Village. Cheers!
      May 9, 2019 10:29 AM MDT
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  • Don't pretend you won't like it.
      May 8, 2019 8:33 AM MDT
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  •   May 8, 2019 12:56 PM MDT
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  • 6023
    First ... what is the wizard's race?
    Second ... are you sure they are a wizard?  Are you sure they aren't a sorcerer or warlock?
      May 8, 2019 9:06 AM MDT
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  • Idk, he says weird words like bibble and Gris-Gris though. So what kind of wizard is that? 

      May 8, 2019 12:56 PM MDT
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  • 6023
    Wizards have to memorize spells from their grimoire ... and can only cast a limited number before they have to re-memorize the spells.
    So just destroy the grimoire.
      May 8, 2019 1:22 PM MDT
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  • Thank you for the advice. This sounds less messy than using a blender. 

      May 8, 2019 2:56 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    A Spell on a Cross might nail it.... :) 
      May 8, 2019 4:36 PM MDT
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  • You sure you’re not thinking of vampires, NJ?
      May 8, 2019 6:52 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    I thought they burnt them like a steak ....kind of flamed grilled to make them spill the beans...:)
      May 9, 2019 3:40 AM MDT
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  • maybe, I guess when we’re done with all the wizards we can go after the vampires next :)
      May 9, 2019 6:48 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Only the batty one would want to do that....lol
      May 9, 2019 7:53 AM MDT
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  • So that’s us, right? :)
      May 9, 2019 8:02 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    I think it has 2B....lol 
      May 9, 2019 3:08 PM MDT
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  • 11151
    Today well I was supposed to be working I started thinking about a zombie apocalypse. Then I started thinking that humans might have a better chance if they had a few wizards on their side and then I started thinking about Uriah Heep's song The Wizard and figured I'd post it here because it's pretty grovey. Cheers! 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaRXQkuB2SM
      May 8, 2019 7:27 PM MDT
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  • I like it:) Cheers. 
      May 9, 2019 8:03 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    not sure
      May 9, 2019 5:57 PM MDT
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