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Is the act of sex a joke?

Posted - June 27, 2019

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  • 14795
    It's a laugh only when you tickle her fancy....or when push comes to shove....:)D 
      June 27, 2019 11:33 PM MDT
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  • 1893
    I thought you had to tickle something else.  I do know at times in can be elusive........
      June 28, 2019 9:44 PM MDT
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  • Elusive? That spot always seems to be in the same place every time I check. 
      June 28, 2019 11:07 PM MDT
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  • 1893
    Not if you have read Cosmo and other Rags. I have never had a problem finding it, however the press has made Billions of the idea it is hard to find.  Now knowing some of the guys I work with, I think there may some truth to this fiction
      June 29, 2019 11:44 AM MDT
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  • No, I don't read cosmo or anything of the like. I think that's just bullcrap myself. It's not rocket science.
      June 29, 2019 11:51 AM MDT
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  • 4624
    It could include good-natured joking.
    For instance, in David Gerrold's sci-fi series, The War of the Chtorr, a couple make love under an American flag, making the flag into a source of erotic innuendo about devotion, service, reward etc.
    The tendency to use humour as a signal of attraction is agelessly successful in flirting, courtship and romance. It only backfires when used insincerely.

    I don't really think the act itself is a joke because it tends to invoke profound emotions -
    sublime, blissful, ecstatic, loving, transcendent at its best, 
    a painful hell at its worst,
    and a huge range of intensities, nuances and variables in between.

    But there are endless ways in which the sex act can be viewed humorously - the clumsy mistakes we make, the ridiculous things people do in pursuit of it, its limitations and the imperfections of the anatomy. The details would be a discussion for the adult section.




    This post was edited by inky at July 3, 2019 10:21 AM MDT
      June 28, 2019 1:19 AM MDT
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  • 4624
    Thanks for the pick, Cosmic. :)

      June 28, 2019 4:36 PM MDT
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  • 5391
    If you don’t know what you’re doing. Would a non-virgin ask this? 
      June 28, 2019 4:37 AM MDT
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  • It's not uncommon for women to burst into uncontrollable laughter or giggles following orgasm, due to the release of hormones. I'm not saying I know this from experience, but it usually happens following an earth-shattering climax. I try to warn my partners in advance.
      June 28, 2019 9:09 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Would that be when you first start to scream or after.....Oh my God,oh my god and so on and so on....:)D 
      June 28, 2019 6:06 PM MDT
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  • I'm am atheist so I scream "oh my nothing!" 
      June 28, 2019 6:11 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Well as I'm a devout disbeliever too,can you prove it ....:) 
      June 28, 2019 6:15 PM MDT
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  • I can't even prove my own existence :) 
      June 28, 2019 6:28 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    I was like that to for so so long and then discovered two amazing scientific devices that proved with out doubt that I was real.....one was my partner that took me to seventh heaven and the other was a mirror so I could watch my going and more my safe return and pleasent landing....:)D
      June 29, 2019 2:30 AM MDT
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  • 5391
    Sure you can.
    Descartes made that possible, when he declared, “I think, therefore I am.“ 

      June 29, 2019 7:18 AM MDT
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  • Maybe. 
      June 29, 2019 7:45 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Expectant Lady Holding Pen Marking Calendar


     
    Just hilarious.
    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at June 29, 2019 7:14 AM MDT
      June 28, 2019 9:17 AM MDT
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  • 1893
    Depends on what you are doing and who you are doing it with.  Sometimes when you look back and think about it, it was pretty comical.
    The list of ways to make having sex a joke is real and endless.  To Wit: 

    Today with the redesigned planes joining the Mile High Club would be a joke.  Why?  Because you could not get away with it

    There are no phone Booths/Closets anymore so that option is out.

    With the prevalence of security cameras a Hallway quickie would be a joke, and a good way to get fired.  Same with other locations.

    Think about trying to find the working parts on a partner who is 150kg/330lbs or better
      June 28, 2019 9:29 AM MDT
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  • 44602
    What is sex? I can't remember.
      June 28, 2019 11:45 AM MDT
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  • Tragic. 
      June 28, 2019 12:11 PM MDT
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  • 4624
    Fortunately, as we get older and older, the desire wanes, so there is less and less suffering in not getting sex.

    Conversely, it's possible to keep sexuality alive via the mind and in autoeroticism.
    I believe it's good for keeping the pelvic flaw well-toned and prevention of hernias.

    My mother, at 70, squatted to pull out some weeds. The internal pressure caused her womb to fall out through her legs. She had to have a hysterectomy.

    Some people might find that hilarious.
    I took it as a warning to keep my muscles toned.


    This post was edited by inky at June 29, 2019 7:14 AM MDT
      June 28, 2019 4:31 PM MDT
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  • 44602
    Not funny at all. I hope that never happens to you or any other woman.
      June 28, 2019 10:49 PM MDT
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  • 4624
    Unfortunately, it's not uncommon for older women who don't practice their Kegels.

      June 29, 2019 3:44 AM MDT
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  • 11102
    Just for the guys that have to say - I just had a cold shower so it's just shrinkage. Cheers and happy weekend!
      June 28, 2019 7:13 PM MDT
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