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What does God Taste Like?

Posted - July 12, 2019

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  • Grape juice and stale bread. 
      July 12, 2019 4:04 PM MDT
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  • And to think...that was "The Last Supper"
    No chicken tenders.  No steak fries.  No Root Beer!
    Who catered that affair?

      July 12, 2019 4:11 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    Is that Spicoli from Ridgemont High? LOL
      July 12, 2019 4:17 PM MDT
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  • 1817
    is that a salted pretzel in his pants or is he just happy to see us
      July 12, 2019 4:18 PM MDT
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  •   July 12, 2019 4:21 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    They got divorced and look were that old trollup is now. A washed up has been not fit to be a backup dancer for Lady Gaga This post was edited by Jon at July 15, 2019 4:27 AM MDT
      July 12, 2019 4:32 PM MDT
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  • Those cardboard wafers just aren't right. I wonder if the Catholic church would consider those buttery Keebler Club crackers instead? 
      July 12, 2019 4:31 PM MDT
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  • Club?
      July 12, 2019 4:48 PM MDT
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  • These.

      July 12, 2019 5:47 PM MDT
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  • With a little of this, maybe?


      July 12, 2019 6:12 PM MDT
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  • omg, yes
      July 12, 2019 6:13 PM MDT
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  • She's the Rainbow.
      July 12, 2019 4:29 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    What the heck does a rainbow taste like?

      July 12, 2019 5:26 PM MDT
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  • Peace, love, milk, honey, and candy from strangers.
      July 12, 2019 5:32 PM MDT
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  • I figured it tasted like the ass end of a unicorn.


      July 12, 2019 5:45 PM MDT
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  • Once you've had one you'll never go back Cowboy.
      July 12, 2019 5:48 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    The official God FAQ..

    www.400monkeys.com/god/
      July 12, 2019 6:17 PM MDT
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  • 23577


    subtle

    like parsley maybe

     
      July 12, 2019 8:22 PM MDT
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  • What?!  No hints of sage, rosemary, or thyme?


    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at July 13, 2019 7:01 AM MDT
      July 12, 2019 8:30 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    Yeah, you're probably right.
    :)


    I think you may get God better than I do.


    (And not even one thought of the song came to my mid when I posted my answer.)
      July 13, 2019 7:05 AM MDT
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  • 44619
    Her voice makes me melt. Much better than the Funkle brothers, Art and Gar.
      July 13, 2019 9:53 AM MDT
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  • 5451
    That's easy, God tastes like chicken, cuz yeah, what doesn't taste like chicken?

    He probably tastes like Chick-Fil-A, being God and all and  Chick-Fil-A being so popular with Christian people.




      July 12, 2019 8:40 PM MDT
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  • I've never felt closer to God, than when I am sitting in their drive-thru line.
      July 15, 2019 4:30 AM MDT
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  • 5808
         Your ordinary taste buds that are within
    your Physical body cannot get the essence of the taste 
    of God. As long as the Physical is in existence 
    the Meta physical cannot be be expressed. The whole of the taste
    cannot be comprehended through trying to taste with 
    taste buds on the tongue within Physical Body.
    ...For the taste of God cannot be understood, experienced 
    through Physical taste buds on tongue. It would be a combination
    of all senses to formulate an understanding of the taste of God
    within your heart.
    It would be sublime feeling and sensing of your highest senses. 
    .....It would be like the taste of Freedom
    combined with the feel of love.
      July 13, 2019 8:51 PM MDT
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  • Baba,
    I've said it before, but here I go again.

    I love your response to things.
    The rich colourful tapestry of your words
    and the resplendent light that shines from them blinds me.
    I like to fancy myself a wordsmith, though a rather basic one,
    so words have deep meaning to me;
    I love words.

    I also believe the things we say truly matter,
    for "the power of life and death is in the tongue."
    Your words oft times seem like a perfect ballast
    they have weight and substance
    lending a smooth stability to the rest of the silliness that goes on here.
      July 15, 2019 4:44 AM MDT
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