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Do you think there is anything you could beat God at?

Posted - July 12, 2019
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  • 1817
    prob a knitting contest I'm really bad at knitting
      July 12, 2019 6:21 PM MDT
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  • 44608
    You could knit him a cool hat with his beard.
      July 12, 2019 6:23 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    SHE'S GOD. DON'T BE A DUNCE.  
      July 13, 2019 12:14 AM MDT
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  • Penmanship and anger management.
      July 12, 2019 6:23 PM MDT
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  • Sloth.

    I'm a sloth phenomenon.
      July 12, 2019 6:33 PM MDT
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  • 44608
    I know...just lying around.
      July 13, 2019 9:55 AM MDT
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  • 5391
    Public appearances. 
      July 12, 2019 7:38 PM MDT
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  • Good one. 
      July 12, 2019 7:40 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    EXCELLENT!!!
      July 13, 2019 1:07 PM MDT
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  • 23577

    Worrying
      July 12, 2019 8:17 PM MDT
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  • Well Welby, the other day I told someone that worry is manufactured and they did a double take in wonder for a while with no answer like they didn't believe it but it is. Just be concerned if you can buddy? This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at July 13, 2019 9:56 AM MDT
      July 12, 2019 8:29 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    Thanks, CosmicWunderkind.
    :)
    Yes, I'm certainly aware of how I so often create and manufacture my own worry/worries. I persevere on my journey of progressing in a more healthy manner to and for myself.
      July 13, 2019 7:52 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    I just asked Him.  He said I could beat Him at chess, but that is because He is God and He is going to let me win.  

    God is nice.  
      July 13, 2019 12:15 AM MDT
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  • 5808
    Nothing at all...
    hahaha
      July 13, 2019 8:10 AM MDT
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  • 7280
    An occasional reasonable explanation.
      July 13, 2019 1:09 PM MDT
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  • 11108
    Maybe carving wooden boobs with a chainsaw. Cheers and happy weekend!
      July 13, 2019 1:37 PM MDT
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  • 137
    God being so etherial and insubstantial and all, the only thing that comes immediately to mind is arm-wrestling.
      July 16, 2019 8:31 AM MDT
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