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why are trump's oldest sons so ugly

his daughters? fire. barron? a cutie pie. but trump junior and that other one? def have a few extra chromosomes. what's the deal with that ? 

Posted - August 18, 2019
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  • 46117

    See?  This can be lots o' fun.... and you will learn why the Earth is burning in the meantime and why I am crying like a sick, sad, old weird ass every day.

    If you want to see how ugly they really are?  Look at the inside.  Hang on and I'll show you their trophies of endangered animals that they feel entitled to hunt.  
     
    OF COURSE THEY HUNT.  OF COURSE.  


    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at August 18, 2019 3:10 PM MDT
      August 18, 2019 2:02 PM MDT
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  • 6988
    Gee, just throw in Ted Nugent and you have a GOP convention! 
      August 19, 2019 7:15 AM MDT
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  • 11108
    Maybe because when they were hunting endangered animals in Africa a witch doctor put  a curse on them. Cheers!
      August 18, 2019 2:21 PM MDT
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  • Ehhhhh, Tiffany... IDK,   got any booze?
      August 18, 2019 2:23 PM MDT
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  • 1817
    she does have that big egg shaped head and down turned eyes. 
      August 19, 2019 12:24 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    When they were babies their  mom had fun feeding them with a slingshot when she was drunk and her poor aim ruined their good looks
      August 18, 2019 2:43 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Their grandmother was a jakal.  
      August 18, 2019 3:11 PM MDT
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  • 17596
    Don't know and don't care.  I was the same way about Chelsea Clinton when the whole country talked about her being a dog.  The president's children are off limits in my book.
      August 18, 2019 6:24 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    But ya know what, THRIFT?   I don't think we are calling these idiots ugly because of their looks.  Chelsea Clinton is an amazing person and would NEVER hunt down big game for sport.  

    THEY MAKE ME PUKE.  They contribute NOTHING.  Chelsea has a beautiful face because it radiates GOODNESS and not greed and avarice from their NAZI daddy.  


    …. except ERIC. There is no hope at all for that fugly runt.  Not even a personality change.  


    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at August 18, 2019 10:24 PM MDT
      August 18, 2019 10:22 PM MDT
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  • 11108
    Maybe because when they were kids their father always gave them a lump of coal for Christmas to teach them some kind of lesson. Then one Christmas when they were in their late teens they watched A Miracle On 34th Street for the first time and they became curios about what the spirit of Christmas was all about so they decided to burn their coal lumps to see how poor people felt during the Christmas season. They decided to burn the coal in a closet so their father wouldn't see them and the burring coal gave them a mild case of cyanide poisoning.  One of the symptoms of cyanide poisoning is lack of coordination - so they kept walking into door frames and eventually it permanently F ed up their face. Cheers! 
      August 18, 2019 7:11 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I just came up with a new name for Eric. FUGLY RUNT.  
      August 18, 2019 10:24 PM MDT
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  • 16779
    Like father, like sons. All completely lack a soul.

    So does Mike Pence's daughter, but that's because she's a vampire. No reflection.
      August 19, 2019 7:23 AM MDT
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  • 2836
    line-breeding is a helluva thing

    I've hacked up better-looking examples of phlegm 
      August 19, 2019 1:59 PM MDT
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  • 3
    Because they take after their ugly Daddy.   lol
      August 19, 2019 5:20 PM MDT
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