You're right, you're right, that was insensitive of me, and I shouldn't have jumped directly to the conclusion that you . . . HEY! WHERE IS MY PURPLE THONG, AND HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET IT OFF OF ME? Grrrrrrrrr.
You need to use unbrellas a lot in Scotland, and need several to match your different outfits. At presnt I have :
Black and Silver White Clear with grey bits Vintage 1952 with brown and beige bits Orange Clear with white frilly bits turquoise with little brown foxes Navy with pink flowers Navy and white Blue with the Union Jack Flag Pink and turquise Green and Purple
*Heard from inside of Jaimie's purse, a tiny, barely audible voice, as if someone had shrunk a person to miniature size . . . "HELP, HELP, LET ME OUT OF HERE! PLEASE GET ME SOME HELP, I AM STUCK INSIDE THIS CRAZY WOMAN'S PURSE! GO FOR HELP, PLEASE!"