Discussion»Questions»Death and Dying» It's the zombie apocalypse! All you have to defend yourself with is the object immediately to your left. How screwed are you?
No, with the stainless steel one, you can apply more or less pressure. With the bamboo one, no matter how hard I scratched, it never really stopped the itch. It's also bulky and hard to get to the exact spot. With the steel one, the head is not ass wide and you can hit the exact spot because the handle telescopes.
Perfect. The remote. I can turn the channel and face REALITY.
The real zombie apocalypse started ages ago. We have people who are aware and thinking and caring and we have the TRUMP Base.
You see?
They are killing us surer than any ZOMBIE, VAMPIRE or ORC.
We have Sauron in China the Godless Despot, We have his minion Saruman in Russia, We have Wormtongue in N. Korea and we have Gollum who thinks he's GOT THE RIIIINGGGG.
You shutup It took me over a year to build up that residue. It's coffee and tea. In the morning all I need to do is lick my desk for a quick pick-me-up