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Jane S

Ladies, if Randy D is approaching you, what do you have in your handbag to distract, appease or deter him?

 

Posted - September 12, 2019
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    I'm a straight dude, so I'm safe - but I'm sure this would work ... This post was edited by Slartibartfast at September 13, 2022 8:41 AM MDT
      September 12, 2019 8:15 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      Babydear, you mistakenly put distract, appease or deter, when you and I both know you meant display, pleasure, or deflower. Stay right there, I’ll get the eraser for you, my love. 


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      September 12, 2019 10:03 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Here's de flour.  Now beat it.  


      September 13, 2019 12:57 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    hahahahaha, that's tellin him.   He can be a pesky little guy that's for sure. 
      September 14, 2019 9:47 AM MDT
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  • 17596
    I have a pastrami sandwich to throw way behind him should he approach.
      September 12, 2019 11:03 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      That’s on dark rye, isn’t it?
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      September 13, 2019 5:56 AM MDT
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