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In the jurisdiction where you live, are there laws against putting mayo on Randy D’s sammiches?


  (Thank goodness the money I slipped to the councilmen and councilwomen covered everything. Shhhhhhh!)



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Posted - September 22, 2019
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  • 46117
    There is this Delusion of Grandeur law we have that clearly states that anyone who thinks they must have a special law enacted strictly for their benefit must wear a T-Shirt stating I AM A LEGEND IN MY OWN MIND, so others will steer clear.

    And if you decide to stay? If you visit past a month, you must permanently tattoo said notice on your forehead. This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at September 23, 2019 7:24 AM MDT
      September 22, 2019 11:09 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    A delusion of grandeur about says it all.  Good thing Randy D has a BFF willing to work and help support his sammich habit.  
      September 22, 2019 11:15 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    He has a TON of BFF's.  Randy is a very friendly guy and he is very, how do we say it?  Loquacious.  Especially about sandwiches, women and tildes.  In case you don't know him.  Not sure who you are. If you are new?  Great name.  And welcome.  
      September 22, 2019 11:37 PM MDT
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  • 16829
    Idk about mayo, but the money I slipped to the Mayor got the anti-Vegemite Bill vetoed.
      September 23, 2019 3:35 AM MDT
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  • 53524
      September 23, 2019 5:45 AM MDT
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  • 11087
    In the jurisdiction where I live there is a law against Randy D. (I helped get it passed.)
      September 23, 2019 4:28 AM MDT
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  • 53524

      That’s probably so that you and I can slip away quietly into the night, erase these dreary lives we lead away from each other and relocate together to a cozy little love nest on a tropical beach or a secluded cabin in the mountains, right, my Powder Dumpling?  You think of everything!  You’re the best, you really are.


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      September 23, 2019 5:50 AM MDT
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  • 11087
    You are delusional.
      September 23, 2019 9:27 AM MDT
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  • 6988
    In my hometown, they have a ketchup factory and a horseradish factory. All others-------- get out! 
      September 23, 2019 6:29 AM MDT
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  • 44649
    Mayo and Miracle Whip are a separate food group here. Don't use it at your own risk. You have been warned.
      September 23, 2019 7:27 AM MDT
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  • 2836
    Sorry, I don't have black people where I live.
    New Hampshire black population = 15,565
    That's not because we're racist, It's because black people are to smart to live here and white people are to stupid to stay away.
    Here, Mayo is a personal lubricant
      September 23, 2019 9:32 AM MDT
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  • 53524

    (to too)
      September 23, 2019 8:27 PM MDT
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  • 2836
      September 24, 2019 3:00 PM MDT
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  • 53524

      I’m calling the police. 

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      September 24, 2019 9:31 PM MDT
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