“Move along, folks, keep your place in line, and please remain patient. One slap, punch or kick, ladies and gentlemen, one person at a time. Turnout has surpassed all expectations, but you’re all assured you’ll get your chance. No shoving, and no cutting in line. Hey, get rid of that baseball bat with the nails protruding from it; this is bare-knuckle only, people. Take your turn and move directly for the exits when you’re finished, others want to get their turns too. No spitting, Lady, you know the rules. That guy in the blue shirt was here earlier today; get him out of the line. Keep moving, don’t bunch up . . . ”
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B.H.Wilson 