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If you were gonna be killed, cooked, and eaten...What form would you want to take? A nugget, a strip, a patty, one of Randy's sandwiches?

Posted - October 18, 2019

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  • 23577




    A Christian






    (as in Bale)

    (as in "American Psycho")

    :)

    Image result for christian bale american psycho physique






    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at October 19, 2019 5:09 PM MDT
      October 18, 2019 8:14 PM MDT
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  • 4624
    Form of death: head chopped off in my sleep so I had no knowledge of what was about to happen.

    Form of cooking: however the cook and diner prefer. However, I would recommend long, slow stewing in a hot pot with onions, carrots and celery because I'm and old chook and my flesh is bound to be tough.

    Form of eating: lots of people sitting around a table, laughing, conversing, drinking -- sharing my flesh and being appreciative of the lovely chemical-free nourishing protein.
      October 18, 2019 8:36 PM MDT
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  • 2836
     I'd prefer to be devoured in the form of a tube steak with a tasty dipping sauce
      October 19, 2019 12:13 AM MDT
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  • 23577
    :)

    (Hi there Goatzart!)

    :)
      October 19, 2019 6:51 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      Did someone say “sandwiches“?


    ~
      October 19, 2019 1:12 AM MDT
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  • 11112
    A strip so that I would have a chance of choking them (grab their tonsils or something like that). Cheers and happy weekend!  
      October 19, 2019 10:02 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    RAW. EAT IT RAW. RAW RAW RAW.

    That is my final message to the diner.  
      October 19, 2019 10:06 AM MDT
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  •   October 19, 2019 5:10 PM MDT
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