Discussion»Questions»Food and Drink» If you were gonna be killed, cooked, and eaten...What form would you want to take? A nugget, a strip, a patty, one of Randy's sandwiches?
Form of death: head chopped off in my sleep so I had no knowledge of what was about to happen.
Form of cooking: however the cook and diner prefer. However, I would recommend long, slow stewing in a hot pot with onions, carrots and celery because I'm and old chook and my flesh is bound to be tough.
Form of eating: lots of people sitting around a table, laughing, conversing, drinking -- sharing my flesh and being appreciative of the lovely chemical-free nourishing protein.