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Randy D

If your car could talk, what might it say?


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Posted - October 30, 2019
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  • 10026
    Why don't you ever take a train?
      October 30, 2019 12:53 AM MDT
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  • 53367

      Lol!  “Stop using me!’  Right?
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      October 30, 2019 5:40 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    Exactly!  A train.  A bus.  A plane.  My feet.  A bike.  A motorcycle.  The 2 other cars would work great, too!

    He would also thank me for taking such good care of him and making sure he sees the doctor for his checkups and that I wash him inside and out once a week.  
    I spoil him.  I have great respect for our cars.  We put our lives on their wheels every time we drive them.  I have always thought:  Always take care of your car and drive it with  pride and awareness.  Take of them and they will take care of you. :) :)
      October 30, 2019 10:45 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Exactly what you have been thinking all these years you've idolized me ,I would think.... :)D 
      October 30, 2019 5:03 AM MDT
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  • 44542
    Please re-align my headlights and stop driving me like an old man.
      October 30, 2019 7:00 AM MDT
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  • 19938
    Thank you for taking me in every 4 moths for my oil change, but it would be nice if you'd get me to the car wash a bit more often.
      October 30, 2019 7:22 AM MDT
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  • 44542
    I thought that's what rain is for.
      October 30, 2019 7:27 AM MDT
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  • 19938
    LOL … unfortunately, it doesn't really get all the dirt off.  
      October 30, 2019 10:15 AM MDT
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    8042
    My brakes are making a noise!
      October 30, 2019 12:00 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    "Wipe that stuff off my steering wheel!"
      October 30, 2019 1:02 PM MDT
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  •   October 30, 2019 11:17 PM MDT
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  • 23408
    Yours and Goatzart's posts separately and together made me smile.
    :)
    ha!
      October 31, 2019 1:04 AM MDT
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  • 23408
    Yours and Halloweenie's posts separately and together made me smile.
    :)
    ha!
      October 31, 2019 1:03 AM MDT
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  • 2836
    Nasty steering wheels and follow-up lickings always bring a smile to my face ;)

    I'm heading over to Twinkle's place to lick his back seat...AGAIN!
    He's pretty mad at me because I've made it such a common occurrence that I've licked it to the bone  *sigh*



      October 31, 2019 1:06 PM MDT
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  • 23408
    Ha!
    :)
    :)
      October 31, 2019 8:03 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    oil change!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      October 30, 2019 1:08 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Not to sound crass but you never want to jip your car out of the lube jobs.
    There are few things worse than used and dirty oil running through the ol' engine.
    Think of it as buying them a great lotion or good healthy vitamins to help his fuel along the way. :) :)

    Sorry. I couldn't resist the first. Big Winks and Smiles!! 
      October 30, 2019 1:41 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    My  car is on it's last legs....or wheels.  It has 120,000 miles on it.  I pray it will last another year.  And, I need an oil change.  Definitely.  Thank you for caring.  My car is like my body. Trust me.   I don't give it enough attention, but I need it more than anything.  It's 13 years old.  And it was an excellent car. I don't take care of machines like I should.  But it put up with me.   Kia.  GREAT CARS. This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at October 31, 2019 12:51 PM MDT
      October 30, 2019 11:34 PM MDT
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  • 53367

    (on it's its last legs)
      October 31, 2019 9:00 PM MDT
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    8042
    Be careful of where you drive.  :  )
      October 30, 2019 3:10 PM MDT
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  • 53367

      “Wait, this isn’t what it looks like, I can explain!”


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      October 30, 2019 11:12 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Gimme a good tune-up and i'll quit smoking. 
      October 30, 2019 11:58 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Huge Giggles!
    When your car quits smoking it will feel tuned-up, too!!
    Happy Halloween!! :) :)
      October 31, 2019 12:52 PM MDT
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