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Who would win...Randy D or Stu in a grammar contest?

Posted - November 2, 2019
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  •   November 2, 2019 8:15 PM MDT
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  • 23664
    :)
    :)
      November 2, 2019 8:22 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Do you mean that they would be the only prizes......?   I dont think I want to participate in that game then .....I know for sure that if I won ,one would drive me nut with his whining and winging about his kennel or the nice new chain around his neck...:( 
    Sorry Stu,
    I don't mean you.
    :) D
      November 2, 2019 8:29 PM MDT
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  • 53531

      The one who doesn’t use nor abuse ellipses. Oh, wait, that’s both of them!

    ~
      November 2, 2019 8:33 PM MDT
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  • 11130
    How about the one who doesn't abuse tildes? 
      November 2, 2019 8:36 PM MDT
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  • The most pointless and useless of graphemes. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at November 3, 2019 11:35 AM MST
      November 2, 2019 8:41 PM MDT
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  • 53531

      That hurts, Baby, it really does. The words abuse and tilde don’t even belong together in the same phrase. How could you?



    (Please, I need a moment to collect myself.  No, I am NOT crying, there’s just something stuck in my eye, that’s all.)
    ~ 
     
      November 2, 2019 9:14 PM MDT
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  • 7795
    Randy D's ma BOI!!!
      November 2, 2019 8:39 PM MDT
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  • 53531

      Good lookin’ out, Homie!  Er, um, I meant to say, thank you for the rousing endorsement, Zachary, my good man. (Cough, cough.)


    ~
      November 2, 2019 9:02 PM MDT
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  • 2836
     The one who uses a standup desk the most
      November 2, 2019 9:17 PM MDT
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  • 53531

    (Ending punctuation is missing.)
      November 2, 2019 9:20 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    Purposely
      November 2, 2019 9:31 PM MDT
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  • 5391
    Why encourage either one? 
      November 2, 2019 9:52 PM MDT
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  • 44660
    If they have at it between themselves they'll stop pestering the rest of us.
      November 3, 2019 10:05 AM MST
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  • 53531

      Yeah, that’ll happen. NOT!



    ~
      November 3, 2019 11:31 AM MST
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  • 2836
     tie them both together by the tails and drape them over a clothesline 

      November 3, 2019 1:45 PM MST
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  • 13277
    No competition between us. Randy and I have a secret contract to work together to keep the rest of you in line and protect the site from grammar and spelling pollution. Oh, wait...
      November 3, 2019 11:41 AM MST
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  • 53531

      He’s right: we’re partners. 


    ~
      November 3, 2019 3:21 PM MST
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  • 13277
    Can they tell which one is which?
      November 3, 2019 5:10 PM MST
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  • 53531

      I’m the one in the blue uniform, you’re the one wearing sunglasses. 

    ~
      November 3, 2019 5:11 PM MST
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  • My Scorpio Zodiak sign makes me a diplomat or an investigator....maybe I could be near the idea that both are the same person?? I am not in the know whether that is possible in this forum. I only hope that I am fairly good in English grammar. In German grammar I was super - 1A.
      November 4, 2019 2:14 PM MST
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  • 13277
    Last time I checked, Randy and I were most certainly two different people.
      November 4, 2019 2:20 PM MST
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  • Why do some people feel the urge to change their identity every so often? How can I know you when I do not keep up with the changes? I am Whitehair- and I was and I am THAT girl for good. Besides, my life is an open book in the internet and I have no fears of being known. I also do not like to put on costumes for Halloween or similar parties. But I like every person who does not shy away from writing or postings... This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at November 4, 2019 9:30 PM MST
      November 4, 2019 2:33 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Dear Hair,  

    It has nothing to DO with that. People know me.  I was the only one who changed my name on Answer Bag, so people knew who it was.  I bet you will get the feel of me, soon.  LOL  I don't do it because I want to fool anyone. I do it because it is a way to ADVERTISE what I am trying to say. Thus, you can hear the Whistleblower in my name.  Hear him loud and proud.  
      November 4, 2019 2:40 PM MST
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