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Benedict Arnold

I just walked around my house and unplugged every small electrical appliance and I’m not sure why...do you think I’m pregnant?

Posted - November 8, 2019
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  • 7792
    Probably. Is the baby mine?
      November 8, 2019 7:42 PM MST
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  • Lol sure...how much money will you be sending me a month for wine and shoes? ... I mean child support... 
      November 8, 2019 7:45 PM MST
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  • 7792
    Child support? We gettin MARRIED!!! I need a place to live though.:-(
      November 8, 2019 7:51 PM MST
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  • I don’t do marriage, sex with internet people or share my home... but other than that I’m a real catch... just send me the child support Cos I SAID SO. 
      November 8, 2019 7:54 PM MST
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  • 7792
    I guess I still should consider myself lucky.
      November 8, 2019 8:00 PM MST
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  • Most likely should.... lol 
      November 8, 2019 8:09 PM MST
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  • 53509

      Hey, wait!  Exactly how many guys do you have sending you money for the same fake baby?  Grrrrrr. 



      November 9, 2019 7:35 AM MST
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  • 44618
    Dammit...don't tell Randy about our little secret.
      November 8, 2019 7:45 PM MST
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  • DAMMIT  
    DAMN IT! 


    just get your gramma-ring straight so he pays no mind to this post! 

      November 8, 2019 7:47 PM MST
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  • 53509

      You end up pregnant when I was out of town for a month. BIG surprise, right?  I guess I knew it was bound to happen sooner or later. 



    ~
      November 9, 2019 7:25 AM MST
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  • Don’t worry about it..you can still for all the baby stuff...that’s fine. 
      November 9, 2019 9:03 AM MST
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  • 14795
    No ,I just think you've become fully unpluged at last,pleased to see youve finally joined the club.....lol 
      November 8, 2019 8:02 PM MST
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  • unplugged, YES :) 
      November 8, 2019 8:11 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Beware of Johny Five....he's alive.   .   :) 
      November 8, 2019 8:21 PM MST
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  • Okay but I don’t know what you’re talking about... AGAIN :) 
      November 8, 2019 8:28 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Johnny Five was a self learning robot form an American film of the same  name...... As kids we all loved it...
      November 9, 2019 3:27 AM MST
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  • 13277
    If you're preggers, does that mean you're carrying a CHICKEN BABY? Is Colonel Sanders the daddy?
      November 8, 2019 8:30 PM MST
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  •  Friends don’t let friends do guys with white hair and weird bow ties... NO CHICKEN BABY! 
      November 8, 2019 8:34 PM MST
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  • 11111
    I'm not a doctor but I'm pretty sure unplugging appliances isn't a sign of pregnancy. However it can be a subconscious reaction to making a fashion mistake like wearing yellow and green or white after labour day. Unplugging appliances is the brains way of coping with mistakes like that its kind of like a reboot to help people get their fashion sense back. Cheers!
      November 8, 2019 9:45 PM MST
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  • But I was wearing black...no yellow ever! 
      November 9, 2019 9:04 AM MST
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  • 11111
    I was afraid of that because it means there is only one other explanation for you unplugging appliances - Amish ghost possession. In life the Amish are against electricity - in death they are ageist Phantom energy (or “vampire power”) which is the electricity drawn from outlets when equipment is off but still plugged in. So Amish ghosts will take possession of a person and make them unplug appliances, give them a desire to grow facial hair and start showing up to work in a cart pulled by a horse. As far as I know you haven't showed up to work in a horse cart but you did do the unplugging appliances thing and you did have a desire to grow facial hair when you were going through your Hipster faze so maybe you should preform a Amish ghost exorcism this weekend. Cheers and happy weekend! This post was edited by Nanoose at November 10, 2019 7:57 AM MST
      November 9, 2019 11:21 AM MST
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  • Lol uh oh “desire to grow facial hair” I was pretending to have a moustache other day.. I MUST HAVE AMISH GHOSTS! bah! 

    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at November 10, 2019 8:02 AM MST
      November 10, 2019 7:58 AM MST
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  • 8214
    Funny song.  hahahaha
      November 10, 2019 9:19 AM MST
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  • Haha yeah :) I love it. 
      November 10, 2019 12:41 PM MST
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