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Discussion » Questions » Humor and Jokes » Is it still okay to tell blonde jokes?

Is it still okay to tell blonde jokes?

Posted - November 16, 2019

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  • 28425
    Of course. Tell some to NJ. I have one for her.
      November 16, 2019 7:54 AM MST
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  • 9194
    My daughter is a natural blonde - and she tells some rough ones.
      November 16, 2019 7:56 AM MST
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  • 28425
    Nice.
      November 16, 2019 7:59 AM MST
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  • 13054
    What ,   .....?? 
      November 16, 2019 2:48 PM MST
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  • 13054
    I'm listening .....bur cant see what your saying again..it's no joke being deaf....:( 
      November 16, 2019 2:41 PM MST
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  • Hmmmm...

    Try me.
      November 16, 2019 12:11 PM MST
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  • 28425
    So this blonde goes to the doctor, and complains that if she pokes herself any where on her body, it hurts. Ouch,ouch,ouch etc. "Hmm." he said. "You've got a broken finger."

      November 16, 2019 12:56 PM MST
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  • This joke has been Blonde Tested and Approved 

    ... But I still don't get it. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at November 18, 2019 11:57 AM MST
      November 16, 2019 1:10 PM MST
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  • 28425
    I love the expression.
      November 16, 2019 1:33 PM MST
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  • 12408
    Yes
      November 16, 2019 2:00 PM MST
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  • 13054
    Only on a Funday afternoon in a leap year....it's takes us a while to wake up fully..:(
      November 16, 2019 2:46 PM MST
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  • 4879
    I don't think it is and it can be dangerous if you tell one at the Rod and Gun tavern. There is a blond there that has some real long legs and she knows how to use them - like repeatedly and rapidly kicking a blond joke telling guy in the head from five feet away (her legs are 5 feet long). She also kicked a few of the crack dealers out of the community park for selling to youth so I figure we need more blondes like that. Cheers and happy weekend!   
      November 16, 2019 4:12 PM MST
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  • 28207
    I’m not sure. I tried to tell her a joke, but she didn’t get it. 



    :(


      November 16, 2019 6:19 PM MST
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  • 13054
    If you like and you part up with my promised green Ribon, I'll actually try teaching you some again...:(
      November 16, 2019 6:34 PM MST
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  • 28207

      They don’t do green ribbons here. You’re living in the past. Let it go . . . 



    ~
      November 16, 2019 7:42 PM MST
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  • 13054
    No ones ever said that to me before....are you sure you not ....cough cough..     :( 
      November 16, 2019 7:59 PM MST
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  • 18668
    I have never heard anyone complain. And blondes usually know the best ones. 

    What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair? 

    Artificial Intelligence. 

      November 16, 2019 7:46 PM MST
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  • 1056

    A wife and her blonde husband were trying to sleep, but the next door neighbor's dog was barking. This had been going on for months. Every night, the dog barked for hours, robbing them of sleep.

    Finally, the blonde says, "I've had enough. I'm going to do something about this." So he gets up, puts on his robe and goes down stairs and out the back door. A little while later, he comes back.

    "What did you do? The dog's still barking," asks the wife.

    "I put the dog in our back yard. Let's see how they like it."


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    Two blonde fishing buddies rented a boat early one Saturday morning and headed out for a day on the lake. They both caught their limit and headed home to fried fish dinners. The next Saturday they decided to go fishing again.

    "Did you mark the spot?" asked Blonde #1.

    "Yup," said Blonde #2. "I put a big X on the bottom of the boat."

    "You dummy!" said Blonde #1. "What if we don't get the same boat?"

     

    This post was edited by kjames at December 5, 2019 11:14 PM MST
      November 17, 2019 11:40 AM MST
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  • 13054
    If that was me, eye'dove put a nought there ,as it would look a hole lot better :)

    Theh could also Zero in on where the caught the fish...:) This post was edited by Nice Jugs at December 5, 2019 11:18 PM MST
      December 5, 2019 11:17 PM MST
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  • 46221
    It would be if someone finally tells one that’s funny.  I am still waiting to hear one that is
      December 5, 2019 11:31 PM MST
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  • 9194
    The funniest ones can only be posted in the adult section.
      December 6, 2019 4:16 AM MST
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