I would be proud to run for village idiot and my platform would be a promise to expose the truth about the UFO hidden at the Nanoose Bay Maritime Test Range. Cheers!
Let's put it this way....EVEN A VILLAGE IDIOT WOULD NOT STOOP SO LOW AS TO RUN ON BUILDING A WALL AS A SIGNIFICANT REASON TO BE PRESIDENT. I MEAN WHO BEATS THE NATIONAL IDIOT. THE IDIOT IN CHIEF AND IDIOSYNCRATIC IDIOT. WHO BEATS THAT JERKOFF?