I just won a billion dollar lottery. NOW will you love me?

How sweet. Let's buy an island.

Great!

Can you afford Iceland?

I was thinking Fiji.

Why not both??

Because I really care.

Sure... You could keep me warm in Iceland. I love snuggling.

I can weed Papa , and I'm not very happy....:( 

I admire your honesty,but I saw him first on AB and was just waiting for him to win my heart.....which looks like he just has......  :) 

I think with that much money he can afford at least two mistresses.

Sounds fair to me...lol 

((((Pssst, Element!  Over here, it’s me, your ol’ pal Randy. Listen, these two will only take you for half your fortune and leave you desolate and sad. It’s all fun and games in the beginning, but it won’t end well. Instead of throwing it all away on them, go with the bros option!  I’m jes’ sayin’.))))

~

You seem to forget that I'm still waiting for my little green Ribon you promised me years ago....now your Miss giving has come back to bite you on your arse...:(

 I gave you plenty of green ribbons every now and then on AnswerBag; they're just not used here on AnswerMug, that’s all. Let it go. 
~

Yew didn't give me enough obviously...is this just another brag about how much you've got to give a girl again....:( 

I can't forget my Jewish brothers. I'll take my computer to the Island I am buying.

But we're not all Jewish.

And not all brothers. OK...every Jew gets a million.

  Hey, wait . . .

~

Dude...I love everyone here. It doesn't matter you are not Jewish.

I'm glad, ha!
:)

But I was being much more base, as you know.
 ;)


This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at November 19, 2019 6:46 AM MST

Of course...but we are still homies. I like tacos...you like hot dogs...no prob.