You’re cheap?

ki on

Better start saving now, player. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at December 21, 2019 5:25 PM MST

Hah!
You're assuming I have a job

I was hoping for at least one drink -  Are these really your best pick up lines? 

Being that I'm a flaming fruit with a Twinkling Elf,  the best I can offer is a few good giggles while smoking a bone before we go shopping.

I've done worse 

*sigh* we all could. I think we would have a lot of fun. I dig you.
You would make a fabulous fruit fly!
lol

If I were there I'd love to raise a toast to you and Elf - and pass an evening in jokes, anecdotes, talent sharing, deep and meaningful moments, and passionate discussions of cultural, social, ecological and political issues. You guys ROCK. :)

I would so love that! We all have much to offer each other. Spending time with good friends and those whom you love dearly is a gift.
This is what makes me love my guy, Twinkle. We celebrate meaningful banter and, more tellingly, moments of silence together, where we enjoy the warmth of each other's company with our thoughts being scored by a song from long ago.

I believe I can speak for us both. We would relish your company. You are a fascinating person, Bookworm. I would very much enjoy listening to you pour the moments of your life's sojourn into our thirsty cup, to ponder your opinions and thoughts. Twinkle thinks very highly of you. This, I know. To you, I would gleefully raise a glass.

...And we're all so sick 

Just add the blood of Christ and I'll be at the party

That made me laugh really hard and I don't know why. lol

Fabulous.
Exactly the reaction I hoped for.

The collision of the unexpected.

Cheap is often a euphemism for a cheap whore or tart - one doesn't have to spend much to get him or her in bed. It almost implies that the expensive hetera types have higher social prestige, are more morally acceptable to those who have double standards.

But free has a double meaning. It could mean someone completely easy, fun and promiscuous.
But it could also mean a self-respecting, free-thinking, unshackled, independent person who connects entirely and only through love.
It's the collision of double meanings that tickles the giggles.
Something I wish I could achieve more easily and more often.
Sorry if I ruined it by being analytical.

If you want to know my opinion, I think the term "Trollop" has a more playful, melodic ring to it. LOL

You stole my answer again.