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(Whom did you calibrate your Christmas with? With whom did you calibrate your Christmas?)
It wasn’t my own doing, it was my mother, who calibrated Christmas by introducing our family to Kwanza. I was a tot at the time, and I appreciate having learned something different and something new.
Decades later, I practice neither of the two, the former because it has been far too bastardized over the past 2 to 3 centuries into the completely commercial venture and money-making opportunity for taking advantage of its “followers” that it has become today, and the latter because even though it has its assets (and few liabilities of which I know), it was not imbued in me deeply enough to attach itself as an important rite.
I am grateful to Inky for having caught the pun of the question; if not for her post, I would not have stumbled across this, and even if I had, believe I would have missed the play on words, the same way that many others did.