I don't have a bone in my body or thought in my soul that avoids physical activity.
If you so dare as to think you are going to lounge around, Forget it.
There are obstacle courses set at all entrances to the couch and the bed. You must be able to leap tall mounds of laundry in a single bound. Slide across the kitchen floor like a puck on ice. Swing from the chandelier over the dining room table and have a perfect landing after a tumbling pass to land on the couch.
Getting in bed? HA! There is a HUGE cover charge.
This post was edited by Merlin at January 6, 2020 6:37 PM MST